Bones of contention: Catholic dioceses fight over Archbishop Sheen’s body

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

4. I have a solution

After Sheen retired, he was appointed Titular Archbishop of Newport in Wales, so send his body there for re-burial.

On a related note, there are two Spanish cousins, Carlos, Duke of Calabria and Carlo, Duke of Castro, who each claim to be the King of the Two Sicilies. If you want to know the ins and outs of each claim, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Sicilies for a write-up. I suggest that they should meet, each select one Sicily (perhaps by tossing a coin), and claim the kingship of only that one.