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littlemissmartypants

(27,957 posts) Fri May 2, 2025, 10:17 PM May 2

Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony

https://theonion.com/federal-regulators-hold-celebratory-seatbelt-cutting-ceremony/

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I hope everyone has a great weekend! Remember to drive carefully and...

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I knew this had to ne satire... Kali May 3 #1

And that's our sad reality, if we let them steal our joy. littlemissmartypants May 3 #2

Oh I am fully behind the jesters and comedians Kali May 3 #3

I couldn't agree more! ❤️ littlemissmartypants May 3 #4

Full disclosure: littlemissmartypants May 3 #5

I used to have a giant comb Kali May 3 #6

I ran a children's program through the art council. littlemissmartypants May 3 #7

MiddleFingerMom Kali May 4 #8

I remember, MiddleFingerMom!! littlemissmartypants May 4 #9