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In reply to the discussion: 5-YEAR-OLD'S FIRST PAY CHECK [View all]

red dog 1

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11. I heard this joke before
Mon Nov 26, 2018, 06:52 PM
Nov 2018

but the last line was slightly different

The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the fucking sheetrock!"

It's a good joke!

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.. Demovictory9 Nov 2018 #1
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Hmmm I have a construction story as well... LakeArenal Nov 2018 #5
the perfect companion story! nocoincidences Nov 2018 #10
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Everyone I know Bob Loblaw Nov 2018 #7
Hilarious!!! blueinredohio Nov 2018 #8
True story about my boy (now pushing 50) packman Nov 2018 #9
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