Here I am, watching TV and feeling totally flummoxed. It appears that aliens have landed for real this time. I gulp, take a slug of water, and say to myself, "There they are!" My gaze is transfixed. I wonder if I have been inside by myself too long.
They landed only an hour ago, completely unmoved and unscathed by any attempt to restrict them as walked directly into the White House, literally freezing all the Secret Service men in their tracks. I watched the cell phone videos of them trying to pull their feet up from the ground. It seems like they knew exactly where the President was hiding. The Secret Service had not been able to get him out with the alien vessel so close, the report is saying.
Now, the aliens are standing with Trump in the Rose Garden. The leader has commanded Trump to get on his knees, bow, and repeat certain phrases with the option of being euthanized if he does not wish to comply. It looks like Trump is very having a hard time with this, but he is is wearing his fear like a suit. I expect tears to come out of his eyes, as he bows and repeats the words. The effort is making him pant and moan. "You are the Masters. I am weak and I bow to you. I am nothing but a liar, cheat, fraud. I hate, loath and despise my base."
I am guessing at this point that the aliens knew Donald J. Trump well and had been watching our politics with a keen eye. An announcer breaks in and says that the aliens will have the President read a speech they have prepared that will be addressed to the global community....
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