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multigraincracker

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3. I love druken Irish Pries jokes

Reply to mopinko (Original post)

Mon Apr 17, 2023, 09:40 AM

Apr 2023

An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a police man pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.

He says: "Have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

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so i learned a new slur on twitter. [View all] mopinko Apr 2023 OP

Hadn't heard that one. It was certainly apt in the eighties what with the deadly joke of NorAid ... marble falls Apr 2023 #1

heard that 1 for the 1st time, too. mopinko Apr 2023 #2

I love druken Irish Pries jokes multigraincracker Apr 2023 #3

Bad news to give you. Baitball Blogger Apr 2023 #4

I was in Dublin for a few weeks and multigraincracker Apr 2023 #5

it's been in interesting look at the dynamics of it all. mopinko Apr 2023 #6