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zappaman

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Tue Jun 11, 2013, 01:56 PM Jun 2013

5 Conspiracy Theories That Are Shockingly Easy to Debunk [View all]

#5. The JFK Assassination Is Explained by How the Targets Were Sitting

If you've seen Oliver Stone's JFK, then you'll remember the climactic scene in which Kevin Costner "proves" that the Kennedy assassination was a conspiracy by demonstrating the impossible path of Oswald's shot, which he sarcastically dubs "the magic bullet."

The problem, according to those who believe in the conspiracy theory, is that Kennedy and Governor John Connally (who was seated in front of him) both suffered a constellation of wounds on their bodies from what the official investigation claims was a single bullet fired by Oswald. For this to be possible, the bullet would have had to curve around in midair several times, in multiple directions.
Since this openly defies the laws of physics, there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll, or maybe the limo driver did it, or perhaps it was space lasers from a Nazi base on the moon. In Stone's film and elsewhere, you see it accompanied by a diagram like this:

The Simple Misunderstanding:
JFK and Connally weren't sitting like that.
The people who draw up these diagrams invariably put Connally at an equal height to and seated directly in front of Kennedy. That's where they'd be sitting if they were two ordinary dudes riding in an ordinary sedan, but the problem is that this sedan happened to be carrying one ordinary dude and the president of the United States.

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Are you serious? ocpagu Jun 2013 #1
You use a comedy site as a reference? demwing Jun 2013 #2
Keep slinging.... Frank_Norris_Lives Jun 2013 #3
Cracked is in the "real information imparted humorously" business now. Bolo Boffin Jun 2013 #5
This is good stuff! gyroscope Jun 2013 #4
Thanks for posting this! frogmarch Jul 2013 #6
Digging up the Truth a Half a Century Later Freedom Pill Jul 2013 #7
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