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peppertree

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8. True. Reminds me of that JP Morgan wealth management being aired currently.

Reply to PoindexterOglethorpe (Reply #7)

Mon Oct 27, 2025, 04:05 PM

Oct 27

The young couple is talking to their financial adviser about their future plans.

A safari, maybe a horse ranch....and a baby.

"Babies!" the lecherous dad sneers at his wife.

She turns slightly - gives him that "one more word, and you won't be fathering an idea" look - and snaps at him: "...baby."

I've seen horror films that start out a lot like that.

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Russia faces a shrinking and aging population and tries restrictive laws to combat it [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 25 OP

Killing off the male population between 18 and 50 probably isn't helping CanonRay Oct 25 #1

You can't make old people have kids Jilly_in_VA Oct 25 #2

lt's not just Russia. PoindexterOglethorpe Oct 25 #3

This is true... but there is a way to combat it; the countries slightlv Oct 25 #4

Trust me, birhs are not going to increase, PoindexterOglethorpe Oct 25 #5

Well, I do agree that the days of 5+ children per family are long gone... slightlv Oct 26 #6

Trust me, there are no policies in the PoindexterOglethorpe Oct 27 #7

True. Reminds me of that JP Morgan wealth management being aired currently. peppertree Oct 27 #8