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A HERETIC I AM

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2. LOL!
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 01:08 PM
Jan 24

Last edited Fri Jan 30, 2026, 10:11 PM - Edit history (2)

At ease, there soldier. Don't take this too seriously!

I will now give the oath of office;


“Do you promise to covet property, propriety, paralyty, surety, security, and not hurt the state? Say 'What?’”


And always remember to keep your frickin shark with the frickin laser on its frickin head on a frickin leash.

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