Naked Florida (obviously) Man bites dog while high on meth

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Florida Man went for the trifecta here.

Not that there’s a typical man bites dog story, but this one involves meth, nudity, stun guns and the Sunshine State.

A Florida man, reportedly muddy, naked and high on methamphetamine, dropped to his hands and knees to confront a police dog and bit the K-9′s ear during an arrest last week. The dog, Casper, retaliated by biting Donald Watts’ head before cops executed the arrest of the 38-year-old perp, according to Florida’s 92.1 CTQ.

Fittingly, the incident happened in a northern Florida town called High Springs.