Man accused of trying to have intercourse with a van

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And it wasn't Florida either. Ohio, this time.

When police arrived in the area, they said they found a man walking, wearing black gym shorts and shoes. The man, identified as Michael Henson, appeared to be intoxicated, the report said.

Officers put him in the back of a police car and spoke with the woman who called police. She told them she saw the man standing near a parked van. She went on to explain she saw Henson pull his shorts down and place his genitals in the front grill of the van.

The woman said he did this for a while then appeared to pass out in a nearby yard. That's when she called police.

Henson was arrested for public indecency and is now in the Montgomery County Jail.

No word if this was a van down by the river.