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In reply to the discussion: WTF happened to Norm Coleman? [View all]

The Velveteen Ocelot

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8. Maybe they couldn't find anybody else?
Wed Oct 31, 2018, 12:40 PM
Oct 2018

All the A-list GOPers seem to be in hiding right now.

Producer: We need a Republican for the 11:00 slot.

Assistant: I've been trying. Nobody wants to talk to us.

Producer: How about a Congressman from an unimportant state like Wyoming?

Assistant: They're all worried about the election and won't talk on account of...

Producer: Maybe somebody who's retired? There was a guy from Minnesota...

Assistant: Boschwitz? We tried him. He says he's busy.

Producer: No, the other one. Weaselly kinda guy. Norm something.

Assistant: Huh... can't think of the name...

Producer: If we can't remember him he's probably not busy. See what you can do.

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