Conan O'Brien Details Oscars Opening That Got Cut... [View all]
Here's the full headline from Variety:
Conan OBrien Details Oscars Opening That Got Cut, Says the Academy Refused to Let Him Put Clothes on an Oscar or Lay It Down Horizontally: That Blew My Mind

Variety link: https://variety.com/2025/film/news/conan-obrien-scrapped-oscars-opening-movie-parody-1236336452/
Conan OBrien and his Oscars head writer Mike Sweeney revealed on the formers podcast that the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences refused to let them put clothes on an Oscar or have it presented horizontally. OBrien hosted the 2025 Academy Awards earlier this month and had some ideas for a promo video that got turned down. The promo featured OBrien and a 9-foot-tall Oscar statuette as a domestic couple.
Were fighting about things couples fight about, OBrien said on the Conan Needs a Friend podcast about the promo. At one point, I thought wouldnt it be great if its just on the couch? Lets lay it on a really big couch and Ill be vacuuming and say, Could you at least lift your feet? Or could you at least get up and help? Load the dishwasher? We wanted to do it and they just said, No, no no, that cant happen.
OBrien remembered, One of the people from the Academy came forward and said, Oscar can never be horizontal. And that blew my mind. Like, wow, this is like the thigh bone of St. Peter. This is a religious icon. When the duo wanted to put an apron on the statuette to depict it as a housewife serving OBrien leftovers, the Academy said: No clothing on Oscar. Oscar is always naked. The promo ended up being made without these additions.
Elsewhere on the podcast, OBrien revealed the original opening to the 2025 Oscars that got scrapped. The bit that made it to air was a direct spoof of The Substance in which OBrien crawled out of the back of Demi Moore. The sketch recalled Billy Crystals annual tradition of starting the Oscars by digitally inserting himself into scenes from the nominees. OBrien originally planned to do that on a larger scale.
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I thought Conan did an awesome job as the host for the Oscars night this year. I hope he gets invited back.