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38. Granite melts at 2219-2300 F

Reply to mopinko (Reply #9)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 05:42 PM

9 hrs ago

Maybe a concrete mix that looks sort of like granite?

A poor imitation, like everything else Trump does.

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WTF.......................... Lovie777 12 hrs ago #1

Pour granite over that shitstain! Gaytano70 11 hrs ago #18

At what point is it considered criminal? purr-rat beauty 12 hrs ago #2

ENABLERS!! OMGWTF 10 hrs ago #23

At what point is this actually called what it is....NAZI America? Bengus81 6 hrs ago #44

Really... is NO ONE able to stop this insane, demented power toddler with his giant red plastic bat? Blue Owl 12 hrs ago #3

just need a certain something between the eyes of Cheeto Pedo WorseDayEver 9 hrs ago #37

I agree with you. Trueblue1968 2 hrs ago #50

When the history of this administration is written, there will be a chapter titled "The Enshittification of DC". jls4561 12 hrs ago #4

Just viewed the photo of this (another) mess CharleyDog 12 hrs ago #5

A wheel chair. twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #7

No way - too humiliating for the tough guy. I see a Golf Cart awaiting him. Marie Marie 10 hrs ago #24

A trebuchet. love_katz 10 hrs ago #27

Can't really... 2naSalit 12 hrs ago #6

The Explosive Poop parasite is nasty. twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #8

TRUMPORRHEA Gaytano70 11 hrs ago #17

Prediction: IT WILL CRACK under chopper weight Captain Zero 10 hrs ago #29

Now that would be fucking hysterical. Volaris 4 hrs ago #48

pours granite? mopinko 12 hrs ago #9

I was wondering the same. 2naSalit 11 hrs ago #10

Several reports talk about a "granite presidential seal" on the helipad muriel_volestrangler 11 hrs ago #14

So is he making a shiny smooth helipad? The GLOSSIEST MARBLE HELIPAD forgotmylogin 7 hrs ago #43

No kidding Bristlecone 10 hrs ago #30

He will use HIS GUY that POURS all his granite Captain Zero 10 hrs ago #32

Italian poured granite floors Strelnikov_ 8 hrs ago #40

I thought the only thing that could "pour" granite was a volcano Cheezoholic 9 hrs ago #36

Granite melts at 2219-2300 F hunter 9 hrs ago #38

Who writes this stuff? COL Mustard 7 hrs ago #42

u win. mopinko 5 hrs ago #47

I noticed that! electric_blue68 3 hrs ago #49

Will the helipad have his ugly mug on it? The Madcap 11 hrs ago #11

A swastika would do. nt BWdem4life 8 hrs ago #39

He'll see the entire White House retarred by this time next year Torchlight 11 hrs ago #12

The comments to that article are comedy gold. The Madcap 11 hrs ago #13

One good way to look @ this Trump's health is so bad that he can't walk all the way to the old pad. Botany 11 hrs ago #15

I don't see how upgrades to the White House grounds, Bayard 11 hrs ago #16

When will someone tell him it's OUR house, slightlv 11 hrs ago #19

Reportedly the new presidential chopper vents hot exhaust down. Igel 10 hrs ago #31

It's easier to say fuck you America than kacekwl 1 hr ago #51

What is the problem with landing on the lawn? Grumpy Old Guy 10 hrs ago #20

Helicopters have landed and taken off at the White House for over 50 years FakeNoose 10 hrs ago #21

To keep his feet dry. maxsolomon 9 hrs ago #35

To skip the "reporters" questioning him faster Justice matters. 5 min ago #53

Arrogant POS n/t aggiesal 10 hrs ago #22

Why is nobody stopping this white supremacist, rapist, murderer, thief? LuvLoogie 10 hrs ago #25

Are you sure you want that question answered? (n/t) OldBaldy1701E 9 hrs ago #34

Rules of law. Haw republianmushroom 10 hrs ago #26

Trump is also going to rip out some of the White House Entrance columns and replace them with Marble ones. mackdaddy 10 hrs ago #28

He reportedly wants to replace the Ionic style columns with the more ornate Corinthian ones. Ritabert 10 hrs ago #33

Why would he need to ask for permission? COL Mustard 7 hrs ago #41

All that wasted granite relogic 6 hrs ago #45

The wheels of Marine One are probably going to melt on that hot ass granite. Crowman2009 5 hrs ago #46

He can't walk the distance any longer. I wonder about vibrations Figarosmom 1 hr ago #52