America's emergency oil reserve is about to hit lowest level since Reagan era

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6. How can this be?

We stole Venezuela's oil.
We are stealing Iran's oil (but only after dark).
We produce so much more than we use.
Clean coal is taking over.
Reserves aren't that great anyway. The USA makes more money when we run low, big oil makes bigger profits, and the American people don't care if the prices go up.

Sounds like we should be thanking the whole administration for giving us all these benefits.

And if that all fails, it must be Biden's or Obama's fault. They did this to us.