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23. Grim joke about similar situation...

Reply to IbogaProject (Reply #22)

Sat Jun 7, 2025, 02:03 PM

Jun 2025

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Finally the New Yorker steps forward. "Gimme a fork."

The cannibals are a bit mystified, but nonetheless give him a fork. He proceeds to stab himself all over with the fork. Arms, legs, face, torso. Anywhere he can stab himself with it, he does so.

The chief is aghast. "Good Lord! What are you doing?!?!?!"

The New Yorker bellows,

"SO MUCH FOR YER CANOE, YA FUCKING JERKS!"

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2e0z4f/a_frenchman_a_brit_and_a_new_yorker_go_on_a_safari/

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Doctors Were Preparing to Remove Their Organs. Then They Woke Up. [View all] highplainsdem Jun 2025 OP

This is supposed to be an Onion headline. JMCKUSICK Jun 2025 #1

A life stint in prison. No pardons! SheltieLover Jun 2025 #2

Beyond ridiculous! SheltieLover Jun 2025 #3

Kentucky..........LOL DENVERPOPS Jun 2025 #4

This. The next time someone asks me why I refuse to be an organ donor, it's Baitball Blogger Jun 2025 #5

We've been too trusting for too long. defacto7 Jun 2025 #8

same. peacebuzzard Jun 2025 #17

and tbh it's why this thread should be locked cadoman Jun 2025 #20

Unravel the story...expose them. sheshe2 Jun 2025 #6

Illegal organ harvesting has been going on in third world countries for many years defacto7 Jun 2025 #9

Real life ghouls Mysterian Jun 2025 #7

I think I read the book, "Coma" in the late 70's PurgedVoter Jun 2025 #10

What a nightmare PatSeg Jun 2025 #11

Was the plot of a Law & Order episode "Harvest" from Season 8 Wiz Imp Jun 2025 #12

Also a plot on "Chicago Hope" question everything Jun 2025 #15

Reminds me of the movie COMA. /nt sdfernando Jun 2025 #13

I remember the liver "donation" markodochartaigh Jun 2025 #14

I took myself off the organ donor list years ago perdita9 Jun 2025 #16

I think I need to get online and remove the organ donor emblem from my driver's license. Oopsie Daisy Jun 2025 #18

New scientist magazine Blue Full Moon Jun 2025 #19

Yike! That's the stuff of nightmares. Vinca Jun 2025 #21

Yet another reason we need one Single Payer Insurance for everyone here IbogaProject Jun 2025 #22

Grim joke about similar situation... GJGCA Jun 2025 #23

I'm skeptical. The New York Times is not a credible source anymore. TomSlick Jun 2025 #24