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Permanut

(7,169 posts)
10. Ah, yes, the PDB..
Sat May 31, 2025, 04:25 PM
May 31

The Presidential Daily Briefing Memo.

Like the one from August 6th, 2001 titled

"Bin Ladin Determined to Strike in US".

No need to pay any attention to those pesky things.

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Trump needs all the intelligence he can get considering how he's been running on empty for years. cstanleytech May 31 #1
Punctuation? no_hypocrisy May 31 #2
The first admin said... forgotmylogin May 31 #8
--- in Crayon with topics outlined so Trump can color them in. 3Hotdogs Jun 1 #31
Using his big, black Sharpee True Blue American Jun 1 #38
Lots of little pictures. Words are kept at a 5th-grade reading level. Remind him he is TACO-TACO man. usaf-vet Jun 1 #40
How about the pink panther- no words, just pictures and catchy music? Linda ladeewolf Jun 1 #54
"Trump's intelligence" should be the 2025 oxymoron of the year. generalbetrayus May 31 #3
Is she going to turn it into a coloring book? The right wing in this country is shameless. LonePirate May 31 #4
Maybe Jake Tapper could write a book about this? sop May 31 #5
That is pathetic! Haggard Celine May 31 #6
Maybe Bugs Bunny or The Care Bears could convey the information to our Farty Leader.... wcmagumba May 31 #7
Have a Putin impersonator give the presentation. Nt BootinUp May 31 #9
Ah, yes, the PDB.. Permanut May 31 #10
Strategery. SalamanderSleeps Jun 1 #36
Porn should do it. tavernier May 31 #11
Next time we see her, new boobs and face Johonny May 31 #12
'New protocol for Intelligence briefings leaked: AZLD4Candidate May 31 #13
They need to make Chump the star of a reality TV series FakeNoose Jun 1 #50
aka simple words in crayon. nt Javaman May 31 #14
Or a sharpie. nt Justice matters. May 31 #15
Today's Special (BM & PDB) wyn borkins May 31 #16
Serve them with Tacos bucolic_frolic May 31 #17
Crayons, paste and colored paper. nt moniss May 31 #18
She can't succeed without DENVERPOPS May 31 #19
Lot of pics, preferably cartoons, make extensive use of smalls words while speaking slowly, Uncle Joe May 31 #20
How fast can someone draw a comic book? jmowreader May 31 #21
GOP considering ways to improve Trump's intelligence RainCaster May 31 #22
I suggest great big crayon colored pictures. Firestorm49 May 31 #23
etch-a-sketch sprinkleeninow May 31 #24
Cartoons nt Nululu May 31 #25
Cartoons and praise worship Norrrm Jun 1 #26
No surprise post-literate voters voted for a post-literate president nt SouthBayDem Jun 1 #27
If they have to spoon feed him inelligence briefings... pandr32 Jun 1 #28
The only way he will pay attention is if it is all about him Kali Jun 1 #29
Hooters has been closing restaurants. SeattleVet Jun 1 #30
I'm not sure that anyone from any Hooters, would ever consider fucking that fetid pile of rancid fat... SalamanderSleeps Jun 1 #37
I was referring to them presenting the PDB... SeattleVet Jun 1 #49
IF THEY SAID THIS ABOUT BIDEN A YEAR AGO Jimvanhise Jun 1 #32
how about finding ways to revamp Trump's 'intelligence'..... Jack Valentino Jun 1 #33
And how ANYONE who once professed to be a Democratic congressperson Jack Valentino Jun 1 #34
She could have been a perfectly good soldier. SalamanderSleeps Jun 1 #35
She could deliver it wearing a bikini COL Mustard Jun 1 #39
I found their template online jayschool2013 Jun 1 #41
Well... From The Ashes Jun 1 #42
Badly Written Headline Infers Brain Transplant Imminent for POTUS mahina Jun 1 #43
Bafly Written Headline Infers Brain Transplant Imminent for POTUS mahina Jun 1 #44
Start by dropping the term "Intelligence" from the title mdbl Jun 1 #45
Should we have Putin brief him? Or maybe Laura Loomer? Or some of his white supremacist pals? struggle4progress Jun 1 #46
When some of us were 10, we got our briefing from Christopher Glenn every Sat. morning Montauk6 Jun 1 #47
LOL BumRushDaShow Jun 1 #48
Short Attention Span Theater redux live love laugh Jun 1 #51
Make the PDB look like a prize he gets with his Happy Meal. dgauss Jun 1 #52
They want him to pay attention they need to add a stripper pole and have them presented by a woman in a bikini yourout Jun 1 #53
Anybody got one of those magic 8 balls ? republianmushroom Jun 1 #55
The sad thing is... William Gustafson Jun 1 #56
Fox News is going to be granted special security clearance to produce these Presidential Daily Briefings LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2 #57
I think some updated Schoolhouse Rock! music videos Torchlight Jun 2 #58
"Statler & Waldorf" BumRushDaShow Jun 2 #59
The President doesn't read. We are SO cooked. LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2 #60
Recommend Maddow Blog-To deliver intelligence to Trump, DNI Tulsi Gabbard eyes creative solutions LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2 #61
The new Presidential Daily Brief LetMyPeopleVote Jun 4 #62
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