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LudwigPastorius

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48. "show fighters"

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 01:24 PM

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Exactly.

I remember Bruce Lee saying that, in a real fight, there is no reason to kick your opponent anywhere above the knee.

Your objective is to take your attacker down in the quickest and most effective way possible. …a punch in the throat, or go for the eyes or groin. None of those things are legal, or taught, to UFC fighters.

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Historically stupid clown show Renew Deal Yesterday #1

Ummm okay. 😳 MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #2

I almost JustAnotherGen Yesterday #3

I wonder who kacekwl Yesterday #4

Will It Be As Much modrepub Yesterday #42

It's so crazy I can't say the words. Diamond_Dog Yesterday #5

When I'm at a loss for words...well..ya got me on this one. BattleRow Yesterday #45

Maybe they can get this guy too... wcmagumba Yesterday #6

Only if "historic" means another silly photo opportunity. nt BootinUp Yesterday #7

The Monosphere is in control - and the results are pre dick table. 617Blue Yesterday #8

I have another name for it. bluescribbler Yesterday #32

Of course he is. Why not? Swede Yesterday #9

How does that find a kidnapped woman? Johonny Yesterday #10

You properly headlock your witnesses? leftstreet Yesterday #19

So, I guess when the FBI agents get the boot they can always Baitball Blogger Yesterday #11

Yeah I'm certain that the FBI has extensive hand-to-hand combat training underpants Yesterday #28

The 11 year-olds are in charge Prairie Gates Yesterday #12

Idiocracy got the timeline wrong. alittlelark Yesterday #13

That's what I said first time I watched it FoxNewsSucks Yesterday #31

These clowns are a national embarrassment malaise Yesterday #14

Every time I see FBI agents... ruet Yesterday #15

This is The Onion, YESSSS??? PLEASE tell me this is The Onion!!! niyad Yesterday #16

How about teaching recruits... LudwigPastorius Yesterday #17

Self-Defence Against Fresh Fruit Gaugamela Yesterday #18

I checked and double checked to see if this was Borowitz (even though I just read today's Borowitz) or the Onion, Amaryllis Yesterday #20

what next? UFC Night live from the White House will become a weekly thing? OGBuzz Yesterday #21

All Circus ThoughtCriminal Yesterday #22

They are going to train bean counters and lawyers to fight UFC style? Jacson6 Yesterday #23

Rough times coming at FBI HQ... Buns_of_Fire Yesterday #50

Had to google UFC. Have to do this a lot on DU. Thanks goodness for Goggle. efhmc Yesterday #24

lolol Solly Mack Yesterday #25

New techniques on how to body slam children and law abiding adults Deuxcents Yesterday #26

Why not Lucha Libre wrestling training, too? They could wear those really cool masks! Ocelot II Yesterday #27

What's the current anti-doping policy at the FBI? flvegan Yesterday #29

I can't imagine the FBI folks being stupid enough to think this is interesting. Hope22 Yesterday #30

All this UFC manly MMA training isn't going to stop bullets. Crowman2009 Yesterday #33

I bet those agents can't wait to have ballsacks in their faces and some fighters have been known to shit their pants. chowder66 Yesterday #34

Can't wait for the thumb wrestling tournaments!! chowder66 Yesterday #35

I suppose that scrawny bug-eyed twerp thinks UFC is the height of manly manhood, Ocelot II Yesterday #36

What will they charge for 'consulting'? Bobstandard Yesterday #37

ding ding ding, we have a winner! Eugene 12 hrs ago #58

Yes, let's sharpen our tough guy image. pandr32 Yesterday #38

Why? C_U_L8R Yesterday #39

Can't wait to see Beef Supreme ... sleroy49 Yesterday #40

Just f*ck!ng ridiculous... maspaha Yesterday #41

This maladministration thinks it's a reality television show. LoisB Yesterday #43

Great.... multigraincracker Yesterday #44

Frickin' show fighters Alansworld Yesterday #46

"show fighters" LudwigPastorius Yesterday #48

Seems like there objective is to make it look "good" for tv (assuming you think show fighting is good tv) blue_jay 22 hrs ago #55

Hold someone down and beat them till they tap out? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday #47

Kra$h Partel! Kid Berwyn Yesterday #49

I hope the F.B.I. agents kick their ass. pwb Yesterday #51

This is like a stale lounge act Keepthesoulalive 23 hrs ago #52

;-{).... Goonch 23 hrs ago #53

More dumbfuckery Bristlecone 23 hrs ago #54

They should read some books instead. IcyPeas 22 hrs ago #56

Overgrown 12-year-old Kash Patel announces RIDICULOUS new plan to have UFC fighters train FBI agents! LetMyPeopleVote 22 hrs ago #57