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15. Every time I see FBI agents...

Reply to demmiblue (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:06 AM

16 hrs ago

scrapping with people in the streets I think to myself, "I sure with these FBI guys could fight better".

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Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents This Week, Calling It A "Historic Opportunity" [View all] demmiblue 17 hrs ago OP

Historically stupid clown show Renew Deal 17 hrs ago #1

Ummm okay. 😳 MustLoveBeagles 17 hrs ago #2

I almost JustAnotherGen 17 hrs ago #3

I wonder who kacekwl 17 hrs ago #4

Will It Be As Much modrepub 14 hrs ago #42

It's so crazy I can't say the words. Diamond_Dog 17 hrs ago #5

When I'm at a loss for words...well..ya got me on this one. BattleRow 14 hrs ago #45

Maybe they can get this guy too... wcmagumba 17 hrs ago #6

Only if "historic" means another silly photo opportunity. nt BootinUp 17 hrs ago #7

The Monosphere is in control - and the results are pre dick table. 617Blue 17 hrs ago #8

I have another name for it. bluescribbler 15 hrs ago #32

Of course he is. Why not? Swede 17 hrs ago #9

How does that find a kidnapped woman? Johonny 17 hrs ago #10

You properly headlock your witnesses? leftstreet 15 hrs ago #19

So, I guess when the FBI agents get the boot they can always Baitball Blogger 17 hrs ago #11

Yeah I'm certain that the FBI has extensive hand-to-hand combat training underpants 15 hrs ago #28

The 11 year-olds are in charge Prairie Gates 17 hrs ago #12

Idiocracy got the timeline wrong. alittlelark 16 hrs ago #13

That's what I said first time I watched it FoxNewsSucks 15 hrs ago #31

These clowns are a national embarrassment malaise 16 hrs ago #14

Every time I see FBI agents... ruet 16 hrs ago #15

This is The Onion, YESSSS??? PLEASE tell me this is The Onion!!! niyad 16 hrs ago #16

How about teaching recruits... LudwigPastorius 16 hrs ago #17

Self-Defence Against Fresh Fruit Gaugamela 15 hrs ago #18

I checked and double checked to see if this was Borowitz (even though I just read today's Borowitz) or the Onion, Amaryllis 15 hrs ago #20

what next? UFC Night live from the White House will become a weekly thing? OGBuzz 15 hrs ago #21

All Circus ThoughtCriminal 15 hrs ago #22

They are going to train bean counters and lawyers to fight UFC style? Jacson6 15 hrs ago #23

Rough times coming at FBI HQ... Buns_of_Fire 13 hrs ago #50

Had to google UFC. Have to do this a lot on DU. Thanks goodness for Goggle. efhmc 15 hrs ago #24

lolol Solly Mack 15 hrs ago #25

New techniques on how to body slam children and law abiding adults Deuxcents 15 hrs ago #26

Why not Lucha Libre wrestling training, too? They could wear those really cool masks! Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #27

What's the current anti-doping policy at the FBI? flvegan 15 hrs ago #29

I can't imagine the FBI folks being stupid enough to think this is interesting. Hope22 15 hrs ago #30

All this UFC manly MMA training isn't going to stop bullets. Crowman2009 15 hrs ago #33

I bet those agents can't wait to have ballsacks in their faces and some fighters have been known to shit their pants. chowder66 15 hrs ago #34

Can't wait for the thumb wrestling tournaments!! chowder66 15 hrs ago #35

I suppose that scrawny bug-eyed twerp thinks UFC is the height of manly manhood, Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #36

What will they charge for 'consulting'? Bobstandard 15 hrs ago #37

ding ding ding, we have a winner! Eugene 1 hr ago #58

Yes, let's sharpen our tough guy image. pandr32 14 hrs ago #38

Why? C_U_L8R 14 hrs ago #39

Can't wait to see Beef Supreme ... sleroy49 14 hrs ago #40

Just f*ck!ng ridiculous... maspaha 14 hrs ago #41

This maladministration thinks it's a reality television show. LoisB 14 hrs ago #43

Great.... multigraincracker 14 hrs ago #44

Frickin' show fighters Alansworld 14 hrs ago #46

"show fighters" LudwigPastorius 13 hrs ago #48

Seems like there objective is to make it look "good" for tv (assuming you think show fighting is good tv) blue_jay 11 hrs ago #55

Hold someone down and beat them till they tap out? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 13 hrs ago #47

Kra$h Partel! Kid Berwyn 13 hrs ago #49

I hope the F.B.I. agents kick their ass. pwb 12 hrs ago #51

This is like a stale lounge act Keepthesoulalive 12 hrs ago #52

;-{).... Goonch 12 hrs ago #53

More dumbfuckery Bristlecone 12 hrs ago #54

They should read some books instead. IcyPeas 10 hrs ago #56

Overgrown 12-year-old Kash Patel announces RIDICULOUS new plan to have UFC fighters train FBI agents! LetMyPeopleVote 10 hrs ago #57