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11. So, I guess when the FBI agents get the boot they can always

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 09:34 AM

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learn to wear tights and try out for wrestle mania?

Seriously, here I thought we had amassed enough lethal training skills from the various Eastern practices, like karate, judo, taekwondo...to name a few. I mean, so many ways to come up with defensive tactics as well as lethal strikes. Now, I guess, they can add entertainment to the list.

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Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents This Week, Calling It A "Historic Opportunity" [View all] demmiblue Yesterday OP

Historically stupid clown show Renew Deal Yesterday #1

Ummm okay. 😳 MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #2

I almost JustAnotherGen Yesterday #3

I wonder who kacekwl Yesterday #4

Will It Be As Much modrepub Yesterday #42

It's so crazy I can't say the words. Diamond_Dog Yesterday #5

When I'm at a loss for words...well..ya got me on this one. BattleRow Yesterday #45

Maybe they can get this guy too... wcmagumba Yesterday #6

Only if "historic" means another silly photo opportunity. nt BootinUp Yesterday #7

The Monosphere is in control - and the results are pre dick table. 617Blue Yesterday #8

I have another name for it. bluescribbler Yesterday #32

Of course he is. Why not? Swede Yesterday #9

How does that find a kidnapped woman? Johonny Yesterday #10

You properly headlock your witnesses? leftstreet Yesterday #19

So, I guess when the FBI agents get the boot they can always Baitball Blogger Yesterday #11

Yeah I'm certain that the FBI has extensive hand-to-hand combat training underpants Yesterday #28

The 11 year-olds are in charge Prairie Gates Yesterday #12

Idiocracy got the timeline wrong. alittlelark Yesterday #13

That's what I said first time I watched it FoxNewsSucks Yesterday #31

These clowns are a national embarrassment malaise Yesterday #14

Every time I see FBI agents... ruet Yesterday #15

This is The Onion, YESSSS??? PLEASE tell me this is The Onion!!! niyad Yesterday #16

How about teaching recruits... LudwigPastorius Yesterday #17

Self-Defence Against Fresh Fruit Gaugamela Yesterday #18

I checked and double checked to see if this was Borowitz (even though I just read today's Borowitz) or the Onion, Amaryllis Yesterday #20

what next? UFC Night live from the White House will become a weekly thing? OGBuzz Yesterday #21

All Circus ThoughtCriminal Yesterday #22

They are going to train bean counters and lawyers to fight UFC style? Jacson6 Yesterday #23

Rough times coming at FBI HQ... Buns_of_Fire Yesterday #50

Had to google UFC. Have to do this a lot on DU. Thanks goodness for Goggle. efhmc Yesterday #24

lolol Solly Mack Yesterday #25

New techniques on how to body slam children and law abiding adults Deuxcents Yesterday #26

Why not Lucha Libre wrestling training, too? They could wear those really cool masks! Ocelot II Yesterday #27

What's the current anti-doping policy at the FBI? flvegan Yesterday #29

I can't imagine the FBI folks being stupid enough to think this is interesting. Hope22 Yesterday #30

All this UFC manly MMA training isn't going to stop bullets. Crowman2009 Yesterday #33

I bet those agents can't wait to have ballsacks in their faces and some fighters have been known to shit their pants. chowder66 Yesterday #34

Can't wait for the thumb wrestling tournaments!! chowder66 Yesterday #35

I suppose that scrawny bug-eyed twerp thinks UFC is the height of manly manhood, Ocelot II Yesterday #36

What will they charge for 'consulting'? Bobstandard Yesterday #37

ding ding ding, we have a winner! Eugene 12 hrs ago #58

Yes, let's sharpen our tough guy image. pandr32 Yesterday #38

Why? C_U_L8R Yesterday #39

Can't wait to see Beef Supreme ... sleroy49 Yesterday #40

Just f*ck!ng ridiculous... maspaha Yesterday #41

This maladministration thinks it's a reality television show. LoisB Yesterday #43

Great.... multigraincracker Yesterday #44

Frickin' show fighters Alansworld Yesterday #46

"show fighters" LudwigPastorius Yesterday #48

Seems like there objective is to make it look "good" for tv (assuming you think show fighting is good tv) blue_jay 22 hrs ago #55

Hold someone down and beat them till they tap out? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday #47

Kra$h Partel! Kid Berwyn Yesterday #49

I hope the F.B.I. agents kick their ass. pwb Yesterday #51

This is like a stale lounge act Keepthesoulalive 23 hrs ago #52

;-{).... Goonch 23 hrs ago #53

More dumbfuckery Bristlecone 23 hrs ago #54

They should read some books instead. IcyPeas 22 hrs ago #56

Overgrown 12-year-old Kash Patel announces RIDICULOUS new plan to have UFC fighters train FBI agents! LetMyPeopleVote 22 hrs ago #57