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Warpy

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31. Unfortunately, dead between the ears doesn't count for Republicans

Tue Feb 24, 2026, 05:19 PM

22 hrs ago

because the rank and file o his loyalists are too fucking stupid to tell the difference. Besides, as long as they can prop him up in a chair, they'l just AI any speeches he gives. The main giveaway will be his sudden ability to stick to the subject and read the teleprompter without the usual flight of ideas.

"Maybe he'll get hit by a bus on his way into the speech" was about the most hopeful sentiment I've heard about tonight.

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I'm giving Orrex's "IS HE DEAD YET" thread a 20% chance to be answered YES tonight. [View all] bluestarone Yesterday OP

I hope he falls off the dais, cracks open his skull, and bleeds out. generalbetrayus Yesterday #1

If that happens you won't even have to have the tv on... MiHale Yesterday #2

Oh, FOR SURE!! bluestarone Yesterday #4

👍... MiHale 22 hrs ago #35

You forgot corks on the bubbly popping. TexasTowelie 23 hrs ago #21

I was thinking about being way too far into THC products... MiHale 22 hrs ago #37

An on air stroke in front of everyone would be entertaining kimbutgar Yesterday #3

Likely the only way they will admit it SheltieLover Yesterday #6

Oh, HELL yeah!!! evolves 23 hrs ago #19

May St. Orrex of Perpetual Hope and all be rewarded tonight! SheltieLover Yesterday #5

Orrex needs thi VICTORY!! bluestarone Yesterday #7

Yes! SheltieLover Yesterday #9

That would be worth watching. badhair77 Yesterday #8

If it's announced on here, i WILL turn on my TV bluestarone Yesterday #10

From your keyboard to God's screen Jilly_in_VA Yesterday #11

Agree. That would be something to watch bluestarone Yesterday #12

A complete melt down..loss of train of thought..slurring of words, then blowing bubbles with his own spit, followed surfered Yesterday #13

Oh, my dream bluestarone Yesterday #14

His train of thought derailed years ago. SeattleVet 23 hrs ago #20

Exploding diaper? Cankle-induced cardiac arrest? C_U_L8R Yesterday #15

Fingers 🤞 SuzyandPuffpuff Yesterday #16

Does it end with Kevin Kline kissing Sigourney Weaver? NNadir 23 hrs ago #17

Dave! Tasmanian Devil 22 hrs ago #24

Close. Marcuse 21 hrs ago #42

Better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt. twodogsbarking 23 hrs ago #18

hem, ive got my pinky finger primed in victory dance if he does , but , seriously , do we want vance .? AllaN01Bear 22 hrs ago #22

cripling disablement but alive and aware IbogaProject 22 hrs ago #23

Remember Ron Paul? CaptainTruth 22 hrs ago #25

Hard to watch here, BUT bluestarone 22 hrs ago #27

They likely gave him tPA drugs immediately. VGNonly 22 hrs ago #32

I'd rather not Bluestocking 21 hrs ago #41

Not gonna watch, but recording in case anything important happens. Permanut 22 hrs ago #26

Same here. bluestarone 22 hrs ago #29

May he choke on his two hour word salad! jls4561 22 hrs ago #28

OK, maybe I'd watch under those circumstances . . . . . no_hypocrisy 22 hrs ago #30

Unfortunately, dead between the ears doesn't count for Republicans Warpy 22 hrs ago #31

He needs to go to prison!!! Cleaning toilets. tazcat 22 hrs ago #33

Yes please🙏. OGBuzz 22 hrs ago #34

Oh God no.... Just think of the humanity.. 3 year state funeral. Lying in state like Lenin. LiberalArkie 22 hrs ago #36

That would be lovely Quanta 22 hrs ago #38

Well if he strokes out, let's hope Kennedy jr helps him. But bluestarone 22 hrs ago #39

I'll get the answer in the morning. JustABozoOnThisBus 22 hrs ago #40

I like those odds! Orrex 21 hrs ago #43

Hey, there you are!!! bluestarone 21 hrs ago #44

I'd still rather see him die in prison. SergeStorms 21 hrs ago #45

The lessoned to be learned..... LilElf70 21 hrs ago #46