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WestMichRad

(3,120 posts)
13. How about "I'm the slime" by Frank Zappa?
Tue Feb 24, 2026, 10:54 AM
Yesterday


I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed and deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help, no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, look at me go…

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The "Benny Hill" theme. Ocelot II Yesterday #1
HAHAHAHAHHA. Good one, Ocelot II debm55 Yesterday #2
"Loser" is good. I'm more angry today, so my thoughts went to Bee Gees early song about the guy hlthe2b Yesterday #3
Thank you very very much for your choice. hithe2b. I remember that song. debm55 Yesterday #5
"Liar" by the Rollins Band Efilroft Sul Yesterday #4
HAHAHAH. Thank you, Efilroft Sul. That is very fitting. debm55 Yesterday #7
Beatles' "Nowhere Man" Walleye Yesterday #6
HAHAHAHHAha. Great selection, Walleye. debm55 Yesterday #8
Or "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" if we could make it happen Walleye Yesterday #10
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Thank you very much, Walleye. debm55 Yesterday #12
This one right here, Deb. LuckyCharms Yesterday #9
Lucky, it is not working for me. debm55 Yesterday #15
Click on "Watch on YouTube" Deb. LuckyCharms Yesterday #39
Thank you very much Lucky Charms. debm55 Yesterday #42
Bach Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor The Madcap Yesterday #11
HAHAHHAHHA Thank you very much, The Madcap. debm55 Yesterday #16
How about "I'm the slime" by Frank Zappa? WestMichRad Yesterday #13
Excellent choice. WestMichRad. debm55 Yesterday #18
Hit the Road, Jack by Ray Charles The Blue Flower Yesterday #14
Terrific choice. The Blue Flower. Thank you for your suggestion. debm55 Yesterday #19
Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth Shermann Yesterday #17
Wow, Thank you very much for your choice, Shermann. Excellent choice. debm55 Yesterday #20
Lots of excellent themes here Trailrider1951 Yesterday #21
HAHAHHHAHAHAHA. I love it. Thank you very much for sharing, Trailrider1951 debm55 Yesterday #22
That was my first thought too! OhioBlue 22 hrs ago #132
I'm not too particular about the song EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #23
Thank you EYESORE 9001. for sharing with us. Went to the link . see what you mean. debm55 Yesterday #24
Just a solo tuba making strained, grunting fart sounds Blue Owl Yesterday #25
HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHA That is funny, Blue Owl. debm55 Yesterday #28
"Dies Ire" from Verdi's Requiem. Ocelot II Yesterday #26
HAHAHH. Thank you for the great selection. Ocelot II debm55 Yesterday #29
Send in the clowns Jerry2144 Yesterday #27
HAHAHAHHHAHHA. That you, Jerry 2144 for that great selection. A clown for sure. debm55 Yesterday #33
The Kid Rock Pedo song: I LIKE THEM UNDERAGE Chasstev365 Yesterday #30
Oh my, Yes, that would be perfect for the Pedo in Chief. Thank you, Chasstev365. debm55 Yesterday #35
Oh my. wnylib Yesterday #70
The Party's Over malaise Yesterday #31
Terrific, Thank you very much for that spot on song, malaise. debm55 Yesterday #37
They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa. Sneederbunk Yesterday #32
HAHHAHAHAH, I was going to post that. Wonderful choice, Sneederbunk, Thank you . debm55 Yesterday #38
.... to the funny farm.... n/t legallyblondeNYC 23 hrs ago #120
Thank you very much, legallyblondNYC debm55 23 hrs ago #123
Chain Gang The Wizard Yesterday #34
HAHAHHAAHHAHA, I hope. Thank you very much, The Wizard. for sharing with us. debm55 Yesterday #45
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha​-​Haaa! DBoon Yesterday #36
Terrific, Great song for the tRump. Thank you sharing, DBoon, It fits him perfectly. debm55 Yesterday #46
"If I only had a brain " from The Wizard of Oz surfered Yesterday #40
HAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHE, So true, Thank you surfered for sharing with us. debm55 Yesterday #47
Radiohead - Creep AZJonnie Yesterday #41
Thank you very much, AZJonnie. great choice. I meant the Beatles song. debm55 Yesterday #48
Every Breath You Take by The Police MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #43
HAHHAHHHAH. Great one, MustLoveBeagles. debm55 Yesterday #50
Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire. boonecreek Yesterday #44
Thank you very much, boonecreek for sharing your great choice. debm55 Yesterday #54
Breaking the Law by Judas Priest Johonny Yesterday #49
Excellent choice 👍 MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #52
Thank you very much, Johonny for your choice of songs. Excellent. debm55 Yesterday #55
How can I miss you when you won't go away? Loryn Yesterday #51
Oh my, how very true. Thank you, very much for your choice. Loryn. Wish he would go away. debm55 Yesterday #53
I'll think of a rendition Mr Hicks did in Houston musette_sf Yesterday #65
You're So VainCarly Simon pandr32 Yesterday #56
Great choices, pandr32. Thank you for sharing. debm55 Yesterday #57
"I'm running the USA ha ha ha!!!!!!" DFW Yesterday #58
OMG that is sooooo funny, Thank you very much, DFW. debm55 Yesterday #71
I made that one almost TEN years ago! DFW 5 hrs ago #165
Psycho Killer. AloeVera Yesterday #59
Thank you very much, AloeVera, for sharing. Sad but very true. debm55 Yesterday #74
Popped into my mind instantly: Thank Heaven for Little Girls Polly Hennessey Yesterday #60
I know, Polly Hennessey. We are in a shameful mess. Thank you for your choice. debm55 Yesterday #79
"Liar" by Queen Midnight Writer Yesterday #61
Agree, Thank you, very much, Midnight Writer. Great selection debm55 Yesterday #76
Creep dlilafae Yesterday #62
Agree. dillafae. The Creep in Chief. Than you for your selection. debm55 Yesterday #81
Something about viewing a river Norbert Yesterday #63
Thank you very much, Norbert for sharing your choice with us. debm55 Yesterday #82
The Fool on the Hill: Literally Capitol Hill! Chasstev365 Yesterday #64
Terrific choice. Thank you very much, for sharing with us. Chasstev365 debm55 Yesterday #86
Don't care, I ain't watching. I don't want to ruin my dinner. demosincebirth Yesterday #66
Great answer. Thank you demosincebirth. debm55 Yesterday #84
Money (That's What I Want) - Barrett Strong (perofrmed by The Beatles Ping Tung Yesterday #67
HAHAHAHHA. Thank you very much for sharing your choice, Ping Tung. debm55 Yesterday #87
"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" wnylib Yesterday #68
HAHHAHHHAHHHAHH. That is funny , Thank you so much for sharing your choice with us, wnylib. debm55 Yesterday #89
The Kinks - "State of Confusion" Mordred Yesterday #69
Thank you very much, Mordred, for sharing your choice with us. "State of Confusion" is so right. debm55 Yesterday #72
A Fool Such As I Zambero Yesterday #73
You got that right, Zambero. Thank you for your great choice. debm55 Yesterday #91
Funeral March? WiVoter Yesterday #75
Thank you very much for your selection, WiVoter. debm55 Yesterday #93
You're Welcome! WiVoter Yesterday #100
In the Eyes of an Angel Traildogbob Yesterday #77
You are so right, Traildogbob. It is a crime. debm55 Yesterday #94
Hail to the Thief (n/t) PJMcK Yesterday #78
Thank you very much PJMcK for sharing with us. That is very true. debm55 Yesterday #96
Talking Heads Mz Pip Yesterday #80
You got that right, Thank you Mz Pip. debm55 Yesterday #97
You hit it perfectly MuseRider Yesterday #83
Thank you very much, MuseRider. debm55 Yesterday #101
Scandal's "Goodbye to You" Grim Chieftain Yesterday #85
Thank you very much for sharing with us, Grim Chieftain. debm55 Yesterday #106
A Funeral Dirge peggysue2 Yesterday #88
Excellent idea. Thank you very much for sharing with us, peggysue2. debm55 Yesterday #107
Not particular. Anything by Bad Bunny would work for me Raven123 Yesterday #90
Thank you very much, Raven123 for sharing with us. I agree, That would be great. debm55 Yesterday #108
Highway to Hell - AC/DC Bob in the Land Yesterday #92
Thank you very much for your choice and your kind words to me, Bob in the Land. debm55 Yesterday #113
Die! Die! My Darling MorbidButterflyTat Yesterday #95
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. Thank you very much, MorbidButterflyTat. I like the second version with A-Hole debm55 Yesterday #114
"The Fool on the Hill" Conjuay Yesterday #98
Excellent. Thank you for sharing, Conjuay. Very good. debm55 23 hrs ago #122
"Golden Slumbers". debm55 Yesterday #99
Lunatic Fringe Endlessmike56 Yesterday #102
Thank you very much for sharing, Endlessmike56. debm55 22 hrs ago #124
Crypt Jam by The Crypt Keeper Keepthesoulalive Yesterday #103
HAHAHAHhahah. Thank you very much for sharing with us, Keepthesoulalive. debm55 22 hrs ago #127
A tuba that plays two notes of a tritone sakabatou Yesterday #104
HAHAHAHHAHHAHA. Thank you very much sakabatou. debm55 22 hrs ago #126
Iron Maiden, "The Number of the Beast" GCG Yesterday #105
Thank you very much for sharing with us. GCG debm55 21 hrs ago #147
When Will You Die? They Might Be Giants Coventina Yesterday #109
HAHAHHHAHAHAHA Thank you very much Coventina . Love it. debm55 21 hrs ago #148
I Fought the Law Nanuke Yesterday #110
Stewie on the Tuba (from Family Guy) QueerDuck Yesterday #111
Dropkick Murphys "First Class Loser" DinahMoeHum Yesterday #112
They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! LogDog75 Yesterday #115
Kesha - Dinosaur Tasmanian Devil Yesterday #116
Cult of Personality Deep State Witch 23 hrs ago #117
YMCA on continuous loop HappyH 23 hrs ago #118
American Idiot by Green Day senseandsensibility 23 hrs ago #119
The chorus to Fleetwood Mac's "Little Lies", which goes "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies ..." sinkingfeeling 23 hrs ago #121
Perfect. Thank you sinkingfeeling for sharing your choice. debm55 21 hrs ago #146
I love It by Icona Pop lame54 22 hrs ago #125
Thank you very much, lame54. for sharing your choice with us. debm55 22 hrs ago #128
This one Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 22 hrs ago #129
Thank you very much, Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin. A song for The Chief Looney Tune. debm55 22 hrs ago #136
March to the Scaffold La Coliniere 22 hrs ago #130
Thank you very much, La Coliniere. It has that French touch of Revolultion about it. debm55 22 hrs ago #131
What he bdamomma 22 hrs ago #133
YES, Thank you, for bdamomma. He did it "My Way"----------- debm55 22 hrs ago #134
"Where You Are" by John Summit and HAYLA jmowreader 22 hrs ago #135
HAHAHAHAHAH. I didn't know that. Thanks for sharing your choice with us. jmowreader. debm55 22 hrs ago #139
American Idiot works for me. nt City Lights 22 hrs ago #137
Works for me too. Thank you very much, City Lights for sharing. debm55 22 hrs ago #138
Liar, liar, pants on fire. Your nose is longer than a telephone wire. Still Waters 22 hrs ago #140
HAHAHAHAHAHAH, Thank you Still Waters. for your choice. debm55 21 hrs ago #145
Bowie, I'm Afraid Of Americans, and MerryBlooms 22 hrs ago #141
Excellent. thank you for your choices, Merry Blooms. debm55 22 hrs ago #142
Take good care, deb 🥰 MerryBlooms 15 hrs ago #164
Entry of the Gladiators sarisataka 21 hrs ago #143
IMG, For the Entry of the Gladiators. tRump comes down the runway in a small clown car , when it reaches the podium , debm55 21 hrs ago #144
You're Sixteen by Ringo or Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap Rhiagel 21 hrs ago #149
Young girl Dear_Prudence 19 hrs ago #152
I used to like that song as a preteen. It was done by the Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. Little did I know that as a 5 debm55 18 hrs ago #158
Thank you very much, Rhiagel. I remember those songs. I was 5 when my grandmother did the finger rape for a year while debm55 17 hrs ago #161
I'd go with old school Spike Jones, instrumental version would be fine NotASurfer 20 hrs ago #150
Thank you for sharing , NotASurfer. Great instrumental. debm55 18 hrs ago #156
The Who: Behind Blue Eyes Hassler 20 hrs ago #151
Excellent choice, Hassler, And so true. debm55 18 hrs ago #155
Nowhere Man mobeau69 19 hrs ago #153
Yes he is. Thank you very much. mobeau69. for sharing with us debm55 18 hrs ago #154
Three little fishes creon 18 hrs ago #157
Liar. DEbluedude 18 hrs ago #159
Thank you for sharing with us, DEbluedude. I remember that song. And it fits totally. debm55 17 hrs ago #160
Jailhouse Rock Emile 17 hrs ago #162
Thank you very much for your choice, Emile. Excellent choice, my friend. debm55 17 hrs ago #163
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