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Miles Archer

(19,885 posts) Thu Jun 26, 2025, 07:34 PM Jun 26

Dear GOD, CNN's coverage of the Bezos wedding rocketed right past "Onanistic" into I don't know WTF [View all]

I get it, we're supposed to care because he's a billionaire, and is spending more money than any of us will ever come close to in a couple of days, $5 million wedding ring, blah blah blah.

But I just clicked on CNN's home page and it's like some kind of unholy Hallmark Movie Channel wet dream.

He's a fuckin' bald guy with money marrying a woman who disfigured herself with botched plastic surgery.

I'm having a struggle reading any more into it than that.

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Dear GOD, CNN's coverage of the Bezos wedding rocketed right past "Onanistic" into I don't know WTF [View all] Miles Archer Jun 26 OP

Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams! maxsolomon Jun 26 #1

They're absolutely desperate for ratings senseandsensibility Jun 26 #2

two people using each other Skittles Jun 26 #3

Personally UpInArms Jun 26 #4

Same here, and that's the exact reason why I didn't post any content. Miles Archer Jun 26 #6

Nor will I. Gets my blood pressure up when I think of the millions who will have to do without Deuxcents Jun 26 #11

It is markie Jun 26 #32

I don't even know who the bride is Hekate Jun 26 #5

Just think of snowybirdie Jun 26 #7

Except she has dark hair! TexasBushwhacker Jun 26 #10

Can't these jack-o-loons afford decent plastic work? paleotn Jun 26 #16

I don't understand how the doctors they see dflprincess Jun 26 #29

For her sake I hope she's more Heath Ledger than Cesar Romero. Xavier Breath Jun 26 #18

More like Nickleson's version on Smilex. RubyRose Jun 26 #34

They'll be split up within a year or so, she better have a decent pre-nup...ha ha wcmagumba Jun 26 #8

On a cross country flight FHRRK Jun 26 #9

Oh please Rebl2 Jun 26 #12

Think of the damage to the fragile Venice environment viva la Jun 26 #13

NAUSEATING!!! 🤢 🤮 ... nt Raine Jun 26 #14

I just checked CNN online AverageOldGuy Jun 26 #15

It's Big Breast Energy! Haggard Celine Jun 26 #20

They can't hold a candle to the 1980s female rockers. John1956PA Jun 26 #26

Lita Ford! I forgot all about her. Haggard Celine Jun 26 #40

Tools of the "trade" if you know what I mean. paleotn Jun 26 #22

Love this. It's so lovely and real. Joinfortmill Jun 27 #43

Somewhere in Amazonia there is an office pool taking bets on how long this allegorical oracle Jun 26 #17

Good description of both of them fujiyamasan Jun 26 #19

Why didn't they do it on his rocket? LilyBelle Jun 26 #21

This is America now... Escape Jun 26 #23

Stupid does stupid stuff Iamscrewed Jun 26 #24

Those people who pander to Bezos and his "bride" Grim Chieftain Jun 26 #25

Refresh my memory ... is she one of the women who went up in space a few months ago? FakeNoose Jun 26 #27

We're not the jet set cbabe Jun 26 #28

Image of the day: CoopersDad Jun 26 #30

Not the least bit interested in the billionaire spectacle Bev54 Jun 26 #31

I don't care one bit about the Bezos wedding... Pendrench Jun 26 #33

Thanks for that link. Bozvotros Jun 26 #37

reading more into it gfarber Jun 26 #35

I haven't watched TV in over 3 years. I don't even have one now Warpy Jun 26 #36

She's 55 years old GenThePerservering Jun 27 #45

Kudos tp Bezos, then Warpy Jun 28 #47

I wonder if the wedding will be a tax write-off? Jit423 Jun 26 #38

Lol.. what did she n Cha Jun 26 #39

Her surgery-made smile reminds me of the Joker. Intractable Jun 27 #41

She's a freak. His first wife is lovely. Joinfortmill Jun 27 #42

I care! In fact vanessa_ca Jun 27 #44

A little goes a long way GenThePerservering Jun 27 #46