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Aussie105

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10. More militant penguins

Thu Apr 3, 2025, 11:21 PM

Apr 3

are gathering all over the Hearth and McDonald Islands.

Gritting their (metaphorical) teeth, sharpening their (metaphorical) claws, preparing to do battles when the invaders attack.
'We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them in the streets' spoke an older penguin.
'We shall fling dung at them!' spoke another.
Another, eyes glazed by years of meths use, mumbled about staining the snow red with the invaders' blood.

Meanwhile, the mothers of the Islands were busy gathering and stockpiling krill and fish, while warning their children to stay hidden if they heard gunfire.
The penguin police are going round to peoples' houses making sure none are watching FOX on their TVs.

It's going to be Hell out there, I tell you!

(Personally, I think a cartoon of a penguin with an RPG on his shoulders would make a perfect emblem for America's resistance fighters.)

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🔴🐧🇺🇲 BREAKING: The PM of Hearth and McDonald Islands is negotiating the lifting of tariffs at the White House right [View all] riversedge Apr 3 OP

I hope the penguin brought some cards with him. Irish_Dem Apr 3 #1

That is funny johnnyfins Apr 3 #2

At least showed respect and wore a suit lame54 Apr 3 #3

This Simpsons clip is strangely relevant today! Initech Apr 3 #4

LOL............. Lovie777 Apr 3 #5

That's funny. Doodles Apr 3 #6

BAD ASS PENGUIN BOSSHOG Apr 3 #7

Recommended H2O Man Apr 3 #8

OMG! We need this shown every day, all day long on all platforms Bread and Circuses Apr 3 #9

More militant penguins Aussie105 Apr 3 #10

Is the Foreign Minister his brother? Sneederbunk Apr 3 #11

Whoever did this - it's fantastic - perfectly on the mark. Wiz Imp Apr 3 #12

Ha very funny mountain grammy Apr 3 #13

I am sure that with his thin skin he is offended by everyone laughing at him question everything Apr 4 #14

Perfection. SunSeeker Apr 4 #15

Too bad they are giving rumpy Tickle Apr 4 #16

Ummmmm, you do know the OP is satire, yes? Since those islands are niyad Apr 4 #19

No, apparently I'm an idiot 😂😂 NT Tickle Apr 4 #25

Hilarious 😆 Emile Apr 4 #17

Will they send a gay penguin? yellowcanine Apr 4 #18

cuuuute. but the AI or whatever, is dreadful. .Look at TRAITOR**'s niyad Apr 4 #20

Greenland to raise the price of ice sold to bars in Manhattan Ping Tung Apr 4 #21

PM... Penguin Minister? Harker Apr 4 #22

That was the laugh I needed after today Peacetrain Apr 4 #23

BSky had a spoof Heard Island Government page that is hilarious shireen Apr 4 #24

That account is hilarious, clever, and delightful! Thank you! niyad Apr 4 #27

Already has nearly 21K followers! niyad Apr 4 #28

too cute! stillcool Apr 4 #26