Trump gets nightmare news with Epstein update - Another Day - Brian Tyler Cohen

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Trump wants all the information out in
the open. Well, not all. Just the stuff
that doesn't implicate him. This is just
another day.
Today, Donald Trump held a brief press
conference in the Oval Office and like a
door leaning against a wall, he was
completely unhinged.
They tried to rig the election and they
got caught. Obama's been caught
directly. What they did in 2016 and in
2020 uh is uh very criminal. It's
criminal at the highest level.
Yes, even when it comes to baseless
accusations of criminality for Trump,
it's got to be top shelf. Like Don Jr.
taking a break from cocaine, this
president has gone off the rails. But
what Trump is well referring to feels
like too nice a phrase. let's call it
rambling towards is last Friday's report
by his director of national intelligence
Tulsi Gabbard who said her office had
found overwhelming evidence that
President Barack Obama and his national
security officials quote manufactured
and politicized intelligence to launch a
years-long coup against President Trump.
Then DNI James Clapper took the lead on
what President Obama wanted done and
which was essentially create a document
that tells us not if but how Russia
interfered with the election. Whoa. This
is a bombshell that totally refutes what
Obama officials never said. Obama
officials never claimed that Russian
hackers successfully changed votes or
hacked election infrastructure. The 2017
assessment focused on Russian influence,
social media disinformation networks,
and Russian bot farms. I think 2018
Tulsi Gabbard knows what I'm referring
to. when you're talking about like these
Russian troll farms that you're
um that you mentioned,
what is missing from all of the news
coverage around this and all of the
outrage about how this foreign country
is trying to influence our elections,
which is wrong and which the American
people need to be aware of where this
information is coming from is the fact
that we And you're saying why why does
somebody do that? Well, because this
country does want to um influence who
we're electing, right? Look, Trump
officials either need to stop lying or
stop going on podcasts because catching
their hypocrisy is like Trump's hand,
getting a bit old. So, here we are.
Trump nudges Gabbard, presumably with
those wrinkly sausage fingers of his, to
find anything that could distract people
from the Epstein scandal. And all he has
to do is make that his entire focus. For
some reason, I think he's up to the
task.
Barack Hussein Obama uh is the ring
leader. Hillary Clinton was right there
with him and so was sleepy Joe Biden and
so were the rest of them. Comey,
Clapper, the whole group. And they tried
to rig an election and they got caught.
And then they did rig the election in
2020. And then because I knew I won that
election by a lot, I did it a third time
and I won in a landslide.
And you're still complaining about it.
In Trump's world, coffee is for closers
and whining is for winners. Today was
like watching an old band on their
reunion tour, just out there to play the
old hits.
You know, when we caught Hillary
Clinton, I said, "You know what? Let's
not uh let's not go too far here. It's
the ex-wife of a president, and I
thought it was sort of terrible." And I
let her off the hook.
Ah, yes. I think we can all recall a
younger, much more decent version of
Trump who let the Hillary email scandal
politely fade away.
I will say this, Hillary Clinton has to
go to jail. Okay, she has to go to jail.
I forgot.
Yeah, Trump stopped thinking about
locking Hillary up the same way Matt
Gates stopped thinking about his home
state's age of consent. Trump was so off
his rocker today, he actually praised
the media. The only thing I respect
about the press in years is the press
refused to write it before the election.
They refused to put it in. The steel
report was a disaster. All lies, all
fabrication, all admitted and admitted
fraud. If that report had gotten
published by the New York Times or
somebody, and I respect the Times for
maybe only this because they're crooked
as you can be. They're a terrible paper,
a crooked, corrupt paper. But for this
one moment, they said, "This is
We can't put this in."
Come on. You can't clearly hate
something your entire life, but then
pretend to like it only when it suits
you. I mean, it's not Eric. And what a
surprise that the guy who hangs fake
magazine covers at his golf clubs is
obsessed with favorable media coverage.
Well, while Donald Trump was clearly
trying to capture people's attention, he
caught the attention of one person in
particular, the man who used to have his
job. Out of respect for the office of
the presidency, our office does not
normally dignify the constant nonsense
and misinformation flowing out of this
White House with a response.
Damn, solid opener. Out of respect for
the office, we try not to come in on the
fire hose of aggressively
spraying against our faces on a
minute-by-minute basis. You know, out of
respect, but
but these claims are outrageous enough
to merit one. These bizarre allegations
are ridiculous and a weak attempt at
distraction. Nothing in the document
issued last week undercuts the widely
accepted conclusion that Russia worked
to influence the 2016 presidential
election, but did not successfully
manipulate any votes. These findings
were affirmed in a 2020 report by the
bipartisan Senate Intelligence Committee
led by then Chairman Marco Rubio.
To be fair, that's before Marco realized
he could ascend to power simply by free
climbing his way so far up Trump's ass
he could inspect his mers. You know, to
be fair, here's the deal. If Trump and
the Republican party want to go down
this road of bringing to light all of
the evil and corrupt actions of our
elected officials, let's do this thing.
But we're going to need transparency on
both sides. See, even though I believe
that the accusations that the Obama
administration tried to cook the books
on the 2016 Russian election
interference are utter I'm
willing to see what's out there. If and
only if the same holds true for the
Epstein files. See, that's the
difference between the two sides. I'm
for transparency even if my side is
implicated, whereas the right only wants
transparency if their side isn't. But
hey, this could be an epic opportunity
to prove me wrong. After all, I keep
hearing about how this administration is
up to the task. Everybody in Trump's
orbit has told us repeatedly that if
there's one thing Trump loves as much as
gold paint.
They've never found a paint that looks
like gold.
Sorry, gold leafing, transparency.
It's the most transparent administration
in history. I do want to make sure again
that we're very transparent. I think
that's what the base is looking for. Uh
the base in our party is looking for
transparency.
President Donald Trump is the most
transparent.
When Donald Trump is the most
transparent president in our nation's
history,
if you're going to claim to be the most
transparent president in American
history, you got to live up to the
title. That's the deal. The same way
these four can't just be adequate or
slightly above average. If this truly is
the most transparent administration,
then show us. Let us enter into the era
of full accountability. Lay all your
pedophile adjacent cards on the table
and let the world have a look. All we
ask is that when you put all the
information out there, we agree to a
shared adherence to reality, which from
the very beginning has been a bit of an
uphill battle for this president. This
was the largest audience to ever witness
an inauguration, period. Both in person
and around the globe.
And you're saying it's a falsehood and
they're giving Sean Spicer, our press
secretary, gave alternative facts to
that.
It's like watching old home movies if
you hate your family. The reality is
Donald Trump's entire campaign was about
draining the swamp and shining a light
on all of the secrets the government
didn't want you to see. Well, now's his
chance. And if for some reason Donald
doesn't, well, that's pretty damn
transparent.
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