Kimmel: Team Trump Accidentally Texts War Plans, Donald Throws Fit Over Portrait & Guillermo in White Lotus

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Jimmy is currently ranked number two in our office March Madness Pool, Guillermo went to a soccer game over the weekend, Trump might be regretting not filling out a March Madness bracket, the White House announced that they’re looking to partner with corporate sponsors for the annual Easter Egg Roll, Trump posted about his dislike for a portrait of him hung in the state capitol in Colorado, top Trump officials accidentally revealed secret military plans on a group chat that included a senior editor from The Atlantic, Pete Hegseth dropped by the White house to show off a new military plane, Elon Musk had an all hands meeting with Tesla employees to sort of reassure them, and Guillermo talks to the cast of “The White Lotus” in hopes of joining the cast.

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1. LOL, F47 is not the flex Hegseth thinks it is . That is just too easy. What a dumbass. Bring back the DEI

hire we had before. This DUI hire is an idiot.