Fact Check! (JD Vance debate / Little Shop of Horrors "Dentist!" song parody)

[Rhiannon12866]

J.D. Vance didn't seem to like being "fact checked" at the vice presidential candidates debate against Tim Walz. Maybe that's because he's telling too many lies or "alternative facts"?


=== Lyrics ===

When I was young back in my hillbilly days
I wrote an elegy and a couple essays
That got me noticed by a billionaire
Made me a fascist right wing doctrinaire
As we prepared for when the VPs debated
That’s when Peter Thiel stated!
(What did he say?)
He said “JD, I think someday
You’ll get away
With telling lies to the people you sway

But don’t do a fact check!
You’ve got to let me continue to lie!
Don’t do a fact check!
I’ve got more immigrants to vilify!

Just smile and go to the next question
And don’t you dare silence my mic!
Don’t do a fact check
It’s not ladylike!

Here he is folks, sanewashing Donald Trump!
Mansplaining immigration law, oh my god!
If he were VP he would never certify a Democrat
Did he say that Trump saved the ACA?
Oh that’s rich!
It’s so dumb!

Oh, shut up
Unmute my mic, here I come!

Don’t do a fact check! (goodness gracious)
I’m the VP that Peter Thiel picked!
Don’t do a fact check! (he’s fallacious)
‘Cause I get off on the pain I inflict (He really loves it)

You’ll see I’m a superb debater
Though I’m known as a chesterfield masturbator

(Fact check)

And though I can’t quite match his complexion
Some day I won’t be his byliner
If I just put on some more eye liner
And let’s stop the fact checks
And get on with this election

Say MAGA (MAGA)
Say MAGA (MAGA)
Say MAGA (MAGA)
Now vote!