Trump SWEATS as Lawyers Tell Him To get Ready for SWORN Trial Testimony under OATH!! - Legal AF

[Rhiannon12866]

Michael Popok breaks down the 3 different Miami Federal lawsuits that will lead to Trump being forced before the Midterms to give sworn testimony under oath, leaving his lawyers gut punched and white knuckled. - 06/29/2026.

[usonian]

1. Sure, he'll swear on the Bible

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THIS ONE.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Where did he find that lamp to hold the Bible? And I'm sorry, "Trump Bibles" don't count...

[usonian]

3. The short version.

I've seen better ones, but chores call.

[Wonder Why]

4. Took me a moment to see the "lamp". I'll bet it turns on easily, though.

[Wonder Why]

5. I can see it now. The Bible bursts into flames as soon as he says "I do". He testifies only about his Iran victory,

being eaten by sharks to avoid being electrocuted by electric boats, all the "vandals" that ruined his driving pool, his Big Beautiful Ballroom, the monument to him and renaming every existing monument and federal building in D.C.

Then he will testify how all his money is legitimately earned because he thought about allowing it to be so.

Lastly, he will say that everyone but him is a liar and that includes all his rotten kids and their greedy spouses.

And, finally, he'll get up and walk out because he is needed to win the Worldwide Golf Tournament and receive his 378 Peace Prizes.

Afterwards, he'll brag on Falsehood Social about how he won his cases.