Fun start to my day

[cilla4progress]

Got to tell the Jehovah's Witnesses who drove up my driveway that I am a pagan atheist, and identify as a witch!

They seemed to take it well....

[Silver Gaia]

1. What fun!

Last time they came up my driveway when I was working in the gardens, they opened with, "How are you doing today?" My answer, "I was having a great day til you showed up." It doesn't have the same zing as your response, but they hightailed it down the driveway, and I haven't seen them since, and that was years ago.

My dad had another take. After he retired, he used to sit at the table in his boxer shorts drinking coffee every morning. One such morning, there was a knock on the front door. He peeked out the window to see who was there, then opened the door. He said they were a little taken aback to see a guy in his undies standing there. He let them start their spiel, then his inner jokester took over. He opened the door a bit wider, and with a sweep of his arm said, "Hey, why don't y'all come on in and join us? We're just gettin' ready to have an orgy in here!" He said they were scrambling over each other to get out of there. LOL

[cilla4progress]

2. Good one!

[Clouds Passing]

3. I told them I have my own religion. Thank you. 😀

Love your response

[cilla4progress]

4. Great answer!