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Related: About this forumDoc gave me some bad news told me I had to stop masturbating
I asked why the doctor said because i am trying to examine you.
Ok Im out gonna make breakfast
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Doc gave me some bad news told me I had to stop masturbating (Original Post)
Duncanpup
Feb 2022
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Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)1. Oh, My.........

Duncanpup
(14,292 posts)2. I'm thinking of getting a second opinion Sherman
Ohiya
(2,545 posts)3. I didn't see that coming!

SCantiGOP
(14,425 posts)4. After my wife gave birth,
I pulled the doctor aside and said, "When can we have sex?"
He said, "I have an opening at 4:00 if you can come by my office."