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hermetic

(8,830 posts) Sun Dec 2, 2018, 02:20 PM Dec 2018

What gets longer..

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
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A seat belt.

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What gets longer.. (Original Post) hermetic Dec 2018 OP

LOL! dlk Dec 2018 #1

I wasn't even close! Glamrock Dec 2018 #2

Ha! MontanaMama Dec 2018 #3

Gotcha! hermetic Dec 2018 #4

Good one! red dog 1 Dec 2018 #5

dlk

(12,614 posts)

1. LOL!

Reply to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Dec 2, 2018, 02:25 PM

Dec 2018

Glamrock

(12,000 posts)

2. I wasn't even close!

Reply to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Dec 2, 2018, 02:27 PM

Dec 2018

MontanaMama

(24,373 posts)

3. Ha!

Reply to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Dec 2, 2018, 02:58 PM

Dec 2018

I was beginning to think we were in the wrong forum on this...

hermetic

(8,830 posts)

4. Gotcha!

Reply to MontanaMama (Reply #3)

Sun Dec 2, 2018, 02:59 PM

Dec 2018

red dog 1

(30,662 posts)

5. Good one!

Reply to hermetic (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 07:11 PM

Dec 2018

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