I told Dunc he should average around 1400 calories a day

[Duncanpup]

As I was snacking on peanut butter out jar. SHARE OLD MAN was the look I was getting we don’t count calories around here 😁
Humor keeps me grounded in these times speaking for my furry boy.

[Diamond_Dog]

1. Did you know

Any food eaten over the kitchen sink is calorie free!

[Duncanpup]

2. As Duncs Ohio aunt he says tell her I love her

[Diamond_Dog]

3. Sophie sends Dunc much love

and especially for pizza.

[radical noodle]

8. As are broken cookies

[Diamond_Dog]

9. Everybody knows that!

[Permanut]

4. If you and Dunc both eat the same thing, the calories cancel out.

according to sources.

[murielm99]

5. No wonder my husband is so skinny.

He shares all his meals with the cat.

[Duncanpup]

7. Lucky cat

[Duncanpup]

6. 😂

[Aussie105]

10. Half a biscuit is half the calories.

Eat the other half, and that makes it one quarter of the calories, right?

And eating peanut butter - over the sink or standing up, zero calories!

So give Dunc 1/2 biscuit at a time, and make sure he eats his peanut butter standing up!

And tail wagging burns up calories like nothing else. So I'm told.

[Duncanpup]

11. Brilliant observations.