'I'm going to blow this s-- up!:' Man threatens Ulta Beauty store, then draws over face to make for a colorful mug shot

[marmar]

Alabama authorities arrested a man who allegedly threatened to blow up an Ulta Beauty store in Opelika. The suspect somehow got ahold of some markers or crayons or some other colorful items because, in his mug shot, his face is covered in red and blue.

Timothy Vincent Lincoln, 42, of Buras, Louisiana, is facing a charge of making a terrorist threat in the first degree. According to a probable cause arrest affidavit filed in Lee County District Court and obtained by Law&Crime, Lincoln was talking on the phone and standing outside an Ulta Beauty store on Enterprise Drive in the Tiger Town shopping complex shortly before 10 a.m. Saturday.

An employee who also was outside overheard Lincoln allegedly say, “I’m going to blow this s— up.” The employee ran inside and alerted her co-workers, who evacuated the store. The complaint did not say whether Lincoln entered the store or may have had a prior dispute, which may have led to making the alleged threat. ..................(more)

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-going-to-blow-this-s-up-man-threatens-ulta-beauty-store-then-draws-all-over-face-to-make-for-a-colorful-mug-shot-cops-say/

[GreenWave]

1. Lincoln, eh? Give him some tickets to Ford's theater.

[Think. Again.]

2. Goodness gracious...

There are plenty of make up tutorials on youtube.

This guy should just spend a little time practicing and stop blaming the make-up store.

[Deuxcents]

3. And they wonder why women are not attracted to them

[2naSalit]

4. That's some makeup jpb...

I think he was going for the clown look but IDK.

[Sneederbunk]

5. But used all ULTA products.

[Aristus]

6. Meth is some nasty shit, man.

I’m guessing that or bath salts.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

7. I think I see what he is trying to do.

He has “INRI” drawn on his forehead (the N is backwards because I guess he was too stupid to figure out how to draw it correctly using a mirror). And it looks like he drew either barbed wire or a crown of thorns on his forehead.

JFC,what a freaking goof!