Florida Man wannabe steals 400 lb slide from playground & installs it in his trailer

[Kaleva]

"Detective Julie Lee was investigating a series of catalytic converter thefts when evidence led her to Bushnell’s home, police said.

Lee suddenly came face-to-face with the gigantic slide, which was reported stolen in December 2020, as she searched the home for catalytic converters.

Bushnell sawed off the slide, repainted it, and mounted it on a bunkbed in a child’s bedroom at his mobile home, according to investigators."

https://whdh.com/news/police-man-stole-400-pound-slide-from-playground-mounted-it-on-bunkbed/

[Aviation Pro]

1. Floriduh Fucking Man

Never at a loss for lowering the bar.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. There are so many Florida man stories

[kirkuchiyo]

3. How the hell could he see it?? nt

[CurtEastPoint]

4. Sorry: For once, NOT FL man. WA man. But still a dumbass.

Dustin Allen Bushnell, 30, of Burbank, Washington, was arrested Tuesday on a charge of possession of stolen property, according to the Pasco Police Department.

"Anyone with additional info is urged to call Dispatch at [phone] or email Detective Lee at [e-mail] about cases 20-35466 Theft (of slide) and 21-05296 Theft (of catalytic converters in Pasco).

Yes, there is Pasco Co, FL but this is from WA. 509 area code is E WA.

[Kaleva]

5. I stated he was a Florid Man wannabe.

[CurtEastPoint]

6. oops

[Kaleva]

7. I think deep down we all want to be Florida Man at least once in our life.