Florida man accused of jumping naked on neighbor's trampoline before breaking into home

[marmar]

LEHIGH ACRES, Fla. — A Florida man is accused of jumping on a neighbor’s trampoline while naked and later breaking into her home while still unclothed, authorities said.

Adrian Lee Gonzalez-Bradway, 21, was arrested Wednesday and charged with burglary and criminal mischief with property damage of more than $200, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office’s online booking records.

No bail has been set.

According to the sheriff’s office, Gonzalez-Bradway showed up naked at his neighbor’s home in Lehigh Acres on Tuesday afternoon and began tapping on her door, WBBH reported.

The resident asked Gonzalez-Bradway if he needed assistance, but he did not respond, the television station reported. Thirty minutes later, the woman said she saw Gonzalez-Bradway jumping on her family’s trampoline while still naked. ..........(more)

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/trending/florida-man-accused-jumping-naked-neighbors-trampoline-before-breaking-into-home/ZT5KE3QDK5FBZNNEJWXFJVFKIA/

[Karadeniz]

1. Drugs?

[dewsgirl]

2. One would hope.

[4Q2u2]

5. No Just Monday

Down in Trumpland.

[taxi]

3. Well, it was in LeHigh

Normally there are enough drugs available to keep the locals inside, hypnotized by the swirling circles on the disconnected television's screen. But that's LeHigh.

[Kaleva]

4. Article doesn't say if the guy's cock and balls were slapping up and down

Leaves the readers hanging.

Lazy journalism.

[Martin68]

6. Acid? Meth? Angel dust? Ketamine?

[GReedDiamond]

7. Sounds like...Flakka?

https://www.medicinenet.com/flakka/article.htm