Police: Partially Clothed Woman Breaks in to Virginia Home, Attacks Man With Pitchfork

[Wicked Blue]

NBCWashington/Associated Press

Authorities in Virginia say that a partially clothed woman broke into a Stafford County home and attacked a man with a pitchfork.

The Free Lance-Star reports that the woman was arrested Sunday after a scuffle with deputies.

Stafforf Sheriff’s Maj. Shawn Kimmitz said deputies went to a home in Stafford in response to a report of breaking and entering. He said that a half-naked, muddy woman had knocked down a door and attacked the resident.

Kimmitz said the man suffered serious but non-life-threatening injuries after being jabbed in the arm with the pitchfork. He said she fled to a nearby home and attacked deputies after they arrived.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/northern-virginia/police-partially-clothed-woman-breaks-in-to-virginia-home-attacks-man-with-pitchfork/2566298/

[Blue Owl]

1. Sounds like American Gothic meets the Brown Acid of Woodstock

[Wicked Blue]

2. At least I didn't have a mouthful of tea when I read that

[rsdsharp]

3. This story cries out for video!

[SCantiGOP]

5. Virginia?

What was this Florida woman doing in Virginia?

[Wicked Blue]

6. She took a wrong turn on her way to the insurrection. nt

[2naSalit]

8. Apparently she got out.

Maybe that's why she was all muddy?

[XanaDUer2]

9. I know!

this has Florida written all over it

[world wide wally]

7. The devil made her do it...

and she got proof!