Snakeskin isn't a legitimate face covering - 'especially when still attached to the snake'

[muriel_volestrangler]

A passenger who was spotted wearing a snake as a mask while travelling on a bus has been warned it is not a legitimate face covering.

The man was seen with a light brown serpent with diamond-shaped markings on its skin wrapped around his mouth and neck on a bus from Swinton to Manchester on Monday.

One passenger, who asked not to be named, said at first she thought the man was wearing a "funky mask" before she spotted the creature slithering over the hand rails.
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"While there is a small degree of interpretation that can be applied to this, we do not believe it extends to the use of snakeskin - especially when still attached to the snake."

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-bus-passenger-uses-snake-as-a-face-mask-12072957

[AmyStrange]

1. He was just warned?!

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WTF, the guy looks like some kind of reptilian!

Well, at least he's got a mask?

And, if you squint, that red paint on the window almost reads, "Maga" in reverse.
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[muriel_volestrangler]

2. It's "Megarider"

[AmyStrange]

3. I had to really squint, but...

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thanks for ruining that joke... pfffffft!



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[CaptYossarian]

4. Use this joke:

He was making an asp of himself.

(No squinting required)

[AmyStrange]

5. heh heh heh... oh, shut up!

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Just kiddin!
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