Man steals massive dildo from Las Vegas shop

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Forget the televisions, this man wanted a great big dildo

A masked thief was still at large after he casually exited a Las Vegas adult store in broad daylight with a 3-foot, 40-pound dildo hoisted onto his shoulder. (See the security footage below.)

He “just picked it up and walked out with it,” Laura, a store employee who declined to give her last name, told HuffPost on Tuesday.

TMZ, which obtained surveillance footage of the July 14 theft at the Deja Vu Love Boutique in Las Vegas, reported that the man stuffed the stolen phallus into his car and made a “clean getaway.”

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. What was Trump doing in a Las Vegas adult store?

He's definitely the most massive dildo I can think of.

[Docreed2003]

2. I'm not sure what's funnier

The story, the video, or the fact that the writer's last name is Dicker.

[JDC]

4. Mention of Penal Code at the end of the piece also.

[Docreed2003]

5. Would you say that was the seminal piece of the article?

[CaptYossarian]

3. What a dick!

Too easy.

[intrepidity]

6. At least he was wearing a mask nt

[BaileyBill]

7. Author of piece is "Ron Dicker"

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Evidently he got what he came for.

[keithbvadu2]

9. Are they going to send a private dick to investigate?

Are they going to send a private dick to investigate?

[Sneederbunk]

10. His wife put him up to it.

[Marcuse]

11. "...the stolen good is actually a sex toy named Moby that retails for $1,250."

Artist’s rendition of the suspect:

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12. video