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Related: About this forumGood ol Florida PDA
Here's the latest case of Florida PDA
A 70-year-old woman and her 60-year-old mate are each jailed on a felony charge after they allegedly had sex on a Florida sidewalk in view of a 12-year-old child, police report.
According to investigators, Susan Roscillo and Robert Kellogg trysted around 8:45 PM Thursday in front of the Capitol Theater in downtown Clearwater. They were both subsequently arrested on a felony charge of lewd and lascivious exhibition for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct in the presence of the minor.
After being read his rights, Kellogg reportedly admitted to having sex in public with Roscillo, adding that she did have his penis in her hand multiple times. Kellogg, cops reported, apologized and said that he knew the Thanksgiving night encounter was wrong.
According to investigators, Susan Roscillo and Robert Kellogg trysted around 8:45 PM Thursday in front of the Capitol Theater in downtown Clearwater. They were both subsequently arrested on a felony charge of lewd and lascivious exhibition for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct in the presence of the minor.
After being read his rights, Kellogg reportedly admitted to having sex in public with Roscillo, adding that she did have his penis in her hand multiple times. Kellogg, cops reported, apologized and said that he knew the Thanksgiving night encounter was wrong.
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Good ol Florida PDA (Original Post)
47of74
Dec 2019
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eppur_se_muova
(38,908 posts)1. "... and how was your Thanksgiving, Grandpa ?" nt
3Hotdogs
(14,098 posts)2. Better than mine. All's I got was a date with Mary....
TheCowsCameHome
(40,253 posts)3. Well, it probably looked like
a turkey neck, so there's that...
Baitball Blogger
(49,830 posts)4. Sounds like something you would expect to happen in the Villages
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)5. At 70, her hand probably shakes.