Snake in toilet bites Florida man

[47of74]

Yikes

As a Florida Man lifted the toilet seat in his bathroom early Sunday morning, a four-foot ball python “rose out of the toilet and bit him” on the arm, according to a police report brimming with nightmare fuel.

Cops say that Baltazar Jimeno, 52, does not own the snake and had no clue how the nonvenomous reptile slithered into his Coral Springs apartment.

Jimeon, a Target employee, was treated in his home by emergency service workers following the 6 AM snake bite.

[Historic NY]

1. Good thing he didn't sit down....

[Beakybird]

2. When Florida Man ain't fuckin' up, he bein' fucked!

[Solly Mack]

3. I've been known to snap at people who bother me when I'm on the toilet.

Haven't bit one yet.

[magicarpet]

4. Well,... the python at least did not nibble the guy's,. um,.. ah,...

,... private snake.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Haha. Ball python...

...just doin' it's thang.

[alittlelark]

6. That was my first laugh as well.....

[BigmanPigman]

7. Why is it always FL?

It is like a running joke....whenever something bad or odd happens it's involved with FL it seems.

[SCantiGOP]

8. Not sure this was really Florida

The guy wasn’t naked and neither had a gun.

[BigmanPigman]

9. True, true.

[3Hotdogs]

10. Yeah, if it was real Florida man, the article would'a been about a toilet being blown apart by a

semi-auto while extricating a snake from the plumbing.