Woman really wanted some tp and booze

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A Louisiana woman really needed some vodka and toilet paper

Louisiana police are hunting for a woman who this month allegedly stole nearly $800 worth of vodka and toilet paper from a Walmart outside Baton Rouge.

Cops say Jana Snowden, 30, loaded up a shopping cart with 21 bottles of Tito’s vodka and then covered the booze with four cases of Cottom Comfort and Scott toilet paper.

Snowden, a Baton Rouge resident, then wheeled her cart out of the store without paying for the merchandise. Two Walmart employees confronted Snowden as she sought to boost the vodka and toilet paper, but she ignored them and made her getaway in a vehicle parked outside the store.

Snowden is seen above in a surveillance image recorded around 9 AM on May 12. Police estimated the vodka and toilet paper haul’s value at $784.05.

[ADX]

1. Sounds like she was preparing for a helluva Memorial Day weekend...

[Laffy Kat]

2. They sell vodka at Wal-mart? Not in Colorado. nt

[dameatball]

3. I tried Tito's a few years ago and it's pretty good. No opinion on the TP.

[SCantiGOP]

5. Agree, pretty good vodka

And it’s American made, so $$ isn’t going to Putin’s economy.

[dameatball]

6. Yes, Texas I think?

[SCantiGOP]

7. Is it?

So the money is going to the Cruz and Gohmert economy?

[dameatball]

8. I'm wrong a lot, so don't despair.....:)

[blueinredohio]

4. By the time you loaded all that into a car the cops could already be there unless you took the cart

[BadGimp]

9. TITO'S is good vodka - fyi