Man Stole Daughter's Girl Scouts Cookie Money To Pay For Erotic Massage

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And it wasn't even a Florida Man this time

An Oregon man who staged a home invasion robbery confessed that he fabricated the story as a way of covering up his theft of $700 in Girl Scouts cookie proceeds, money he used to pay for an erotic massage.

Brian David Couture, 40, was sentenced yesterday to perform 80 hours of community service and placed on 18 months probation. He was also ordered to pay restitution in connection with his conviction for filing a false police report.

In a plea deal, two other misdemeanor charges--criminal mischief and improper use of the 911 system--were dismissed.

In early-March, Couture called police to his suburban Portland home and claimed that he was attacked by a male intruder who damaged a work laptop and took $700 that had been stored in a jar. The money was the proceeds from Girl Scouts cookies sold by Couture’s daughter.

[PoliticAverse]

1. He took off with the cookie money to get his cookies off? n/t

[Atticus]

2. That really rubs me the wrong way! nt

[3Hotdogs]

3. The cops dereded his ability to solve the crime until they saw,

he had the solution in hand.

[Kaleva]

4. In a shocking turn of events, the man's wife filed for seperation!

I didn't see that coming!

[eppur_se_muova]

5. Who among hasn't been tempted ... nt