Nothing says 'party' like liquor and firearms and fambly. Don't forget the fambly..

[marble falls]

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https://www.uexpress.com/news-of-the-weird/2019/5/10

What began as a quiet family dinner at home quickly escalated into a front-yard brawl on April 22 in Bedford, Virginia. Fox News reported that Mark Turner, 56, his girlfriend, the girlfriend's son and the son's girlfriend had retired to the front yard after dinner when an argument broke out between the two men about whether Chevrolet or Ford makes better vehicles. According to the Bedford County Commonwealth's Attorney Wes Nance, Turner allegedly pulled out a knife but ended up slashing his girlfriend's back as she tried to calm the situation. Next Turner went inside and retrieved a gun, but as the girlfriend again tried to get between him and her son, he allegedly shot the woman five times in the leg. He also shot the son in the arm, and two of his stray bullets hit the son's girlfriend in her back and cheek. Finally, according to prosecutors, Turner barricaded himself in the house, where police eventually shot him with a beanbag round and took him into custody. Turner was charged with felony malicious wounding, use of a firearm in the commission of a felony and possession of a firearm by a felon. [Fox News, 5/2/2019]

[Kaleva]

1. Leave it to a Chevy owner to bring a knife to a gun fight.

[marble falls]

2. So what is the protocal when you shoot a relative and his girlfriend kinda gets in the line of ...

fire, so to say. Someone got cut. What would it take to make it all go away?

[eppur_se_muova]

3. Odd that she's not yet identified as his EX-girlfriend. nt