Man told cops playing basketball in his birthday suit increased his skill level

[47of74]

And if you guessed this was a man from that state, you're correct.

A nude man found playing basketball last night in a Florida park told police that “he feels playing naked enhances his skill level,” according to an arrest report detailing the hoopster's bust for indecent exposure.

Responding to a call about a “white male who was not wearing clothing” inside Candyland Park in Longwood, an Orlando suburb, a patrolman discovered Jordon Anderson, 29, shooting hoops while unencumbered by any clothing.

When Officer William Humphries asked Anderson what he was doing, the suspect “stated he was working on his basketball skills and he feels playing naked enhances his skill level.” Anderson, the report notes, “was asked to put his clothing on and he complied.”

Yeah of course he got collared for indecent exposure for having other balls out at the court.

[Auggie]

1. At least he didn't double dribble

[47of74]

2. HA

[rurallib]

3. won't catch on in the NBA

no place to put ads

[PoliticAverse]

4. It's not his fault, he has a...

basketball jones...

[underpants]

5. Was he playing man on man?

Did he violate the three second rule?

Did he get called for an up and down?

[marble falls]

6. Well, it was Florida.

[Doodley]

7. He was displaying great ball control.

[Soxfan58]

8. I hated playing without my jock strap

[Initech]

9. I feel like all the stories posted in this forum could be from Florida.

And it wouldn't be that far-fetched either!

[47of74]

10. Most of them are from that state.

And we keep coming up with creative ways to say that it was Florida Man or Woman

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

11. That's a lot of balls in the air!