Florida (where else of course) Man busted for sunroof stunt

[47of74]

Sigh

A 70-year-old Florida motorist was arrested Tuesday after an off-duty cop spotted the suspect driving while “sitting on the sunroof” of his Cadillac sedan, according to court records.

Leonard Olaf Olsen, the accused septuagenarian, was traveling on Interstate 4 around 1 PM on May 7 when the sheriff’s deputy spotted him recklessly driving his vehicle. The deputy, who recorded Olsen in action, estimated that the Cadillac reached speeds in excess of 100 mph.

After initially claiming not to recall being atop the sunroof, Olsen copped to the dangerous driving (which, he said, occurred while the car was on cruise control).

“The car drives itself and has a gigantic computer in it," Olsen explained. “I thought it would be a nice way to praise God for a minute, and I thought it would be nice at the time and that's what I did.”

I hope his driving days are over now.

(And of course if you read the article further this idiot is a Branch Trumpvidian)

[SCantiGOP]

1. He should just keep repeating:

There was no collision. I was totally exonerated. No collision at all.

[LastDemocratInSC]

2. Sounds like Mister Bean.

[Javaman]

3. "a nice way to praise God"...and eat bugs. nt