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Related: About this forumWoman arrested for trespassing 3 times at CIA, asking to speak with 'Agent Penis'
A woman who allegedly trespassed three days in a row at CIA headquarters and requested to speak to Agent Penis has been arrested.
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Woman arrested for trespassing 3 times at CIA, asking to speak with Agent Penis
By Neal Augenstein | @AugensteinWTOP
May 7, 2019 9:08 am
A woman who allegedly trespassed three days in a row at the Central Intelligence Agency headquarters and requested to speak to Agent Penis has been arrested. ... Jennifer G. Hernandez, 58, of North Carolina, allegedly traveled to CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, four times since April 22, according to the criminal complaint filed by Officer Mirko Pena, of the CIAs Security Protective Service.
During her first visit to the heavily fortified complex, Hernandez walked to the visitor center. ... The defendant explained to the officer that she had applied for employment at the CIA, and that her recruiter directed her to come to the Agency, the complaint said. When told she was trespassing, Hernandez walked away.
The next time Hernandez arrived at the CIA May 1 she was sitting in the rear seat of a Lyft vehicle. By video phone, she told the officer she was there to meet with her recruiter. She received a written warning for trespassing on an agency installation and was warned that if she returned, she would be cited for trespassing. ... The next day May 2 arriving in an Uber, Hernandez said she wanted to speak to her recruiter, and knew to come to headquarters because her phone was off. Realizing she had been issued a written warning the day before, the officer cited Hernandez for trespassing.
Finally, on the afternoon of May 3, Hernandez showed up at the visitor center, and requested to speak to Agent Penis. ... Police ordered her to leave the premises and asked how she intended to depart she said by bus. ... Officers remained with Hernandez at the bus stop for several minutes. When the next bus arrived, she asked the officers, Do you really think Im going to leave? ... Warned if she didnt get on the bus, she would be arrested, Hernandez said, Im not leaving, and was arrested, according to Penas account. ... Hernandez made her first appearance in federal court in Alexandria on Monday and was charged with trespassing at an agency installation without authorization.
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By Neal Augenstein | @AugensteinWTOP
May 7, 2019 9:08 am
A woman who allegedly trespassed three days in a row at the Central Intelligence Agency headquarters and requested to speak to Agent Penis has been arrested. ... Jennifer G. Hernandez, 58, of North Carolina, allegedly traveled to CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, four times since April 22, according to the criminal complaint filed by Officer Mirko Pena, of the CIAs Security Protective Service.
During her first visit to the heavily fortified complex, Hernandez walked to the visitor center. ... The defendant explained to the officer that she had applied for employment at the CIA, and that her recruiter directed her to come to the Agency, the complaint said. When told she was trespassing, Hernandez walked away.
The next time Hernandez arrived at the CIA May 1 she was sitting in the rear seat of a Lyft vehicle. By video phone, she told the officer she was there to meet with her recruiter. She received a written warning for trespassing on an agency installation and was warned that if she returned, she would be cited for trespassing. ... The next day May 2 arriving in an Uber, Hernandez said she wanted to speak to her recruiter, and knew to come to headquarters because her phone was off. Realizing she had been issued a written warning the day before, the officer cited Hernandez for trespassing.
Finally, on the afternoon of May 3, Hernandez showed up at the visitor center, and requested to speak to Agent Penis. ... Police ordered her to leave the premises and asked how she intended to depart she said by bus. ... Officers remained with Hernandez at the bus stop for several minutes. When the next bus arrived, she asked the officers, Do you really think Im going to leave? ... Warned if she didnt get on the bus, she would be arrested, Hernandez said, Im not leaving, and was arrested, according to Penas account. ... Hernandez made her first appearance in federal court in Alexandria on Monday and was charged with trespassing at an agency installation without authorization.
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Woman arrested for trespassing 3 times at CIA, asking to speak with 'Agent Penis' (Original Post)
mahatmakanejeeves
May 2019
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dameatball
(7,615 posts)1. Her story seems pretty limp.
zipplewrath
(16,695 posts)4. Will it stand up in court
That's the hard question to answer. And how stiff a fine.
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)5. I was thinking maybe the CIA just has a hard-on for her (nt)
Aristus
(69,697 posts)2. How did Florida Woman get to Langley?

PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)3. Pena wasn't enough for her? n/t
marble falls
(64,758 posts)6. So that wasn't a turtleneck the agent was wearing.
Sneederbunk
(16,052 posts)7. Richard Penis is a standup guy.
47of74
(18,470 posts)8. Did the woman look like this?

Initech
(104,523 posts)9. I think I rented Agent Penis once! Great porn parody!

