You KNOW what state couple put on a show in front of a cop shop

[47of74]

And apparently it was a Key West moment

Two Florida lovebirds are facing criminal charges after they were caught having sex Monday night on the sidewalk outside police headquarters in Key West, according to an arrest report.

Cops say that Gary Hill and Crystal Frances had shared a pint of vodka before they began trysting in public. Cops learned about the coupling around 9 PM from a female passerby who reported that a duo was poised to have sex in front of headquarters.

When a patrolman went outside to investigate, he spotted the 46-year-old Hill with his pants down having sex with Frances (who was not wearing pants or underwear). The couple, lying down on the sidewalk, was "actively engaging in sexual intercourse," police charge.

“I’m horny,” Hill explained when confronted by the officer. “She was giving it up to me right then and there.” Hill (seen above) would also chalk up the illicit encounter as “a Key West moment.”

[dewsgirl]

1. Jesus, right outside the police station. Damn go around the corner, behind a bush, find a car, there

are beaches everywhere there. Apparently he just couldn't wait. LoL

[sdfernando]

3. well....looking at his mug

I can see why he would not want to wait to find a more convenient spot.

[dewsgirl]

4. Yikes, guess he was just lucky to find someone

to copulate with, he didn't want to spare a sec, in case she changed her mind.

[MarvinGardens]

2. Key West is the only place I've seen the following sign:

"No Sex On Premises"

...in a bar.

[CaptYossarian]

5. If I'd been a cop there,

I would have drawn a chalk outline around them.

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

6. So did Winter come or not? n/t

[47of74]

7. Sounds like there wasn't time.