Missouri Woman really wanted chocolate ice cream

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So much so that she got a little ticked off when a burger joint ran out

Incensed that a St. Louis hamburger joint had run out of chocolate ice cream, a female suspect went on a 2:25 AM rampage, breaking out the restaurant’s windows with a baseball bat and spitting on employees, according to police.

Officials are seeking the public’s help in identifying the woman who trashed the Rally’s Hamburgers outlet on March 27.

According to a St. Louis police summary, investigators classified the incident as a burglary and listed three women as victims. The suspect, cops say, became “enraged after ordering her food” and “then used an aluminum baseball bat to break the glass windows of the business” and threaten the victims (none of whom were injured).

Investigators say the woman went ballistic after Rally’s workers informed her they only had vanilla ice cream available. Upon learning that there was no chocolate ice cream in stock, she spit on employees and then set upon the business’s windows with a baseball bat

[AJT]

1. I would be pretty alarmed if someone came in carrying a baseball bat in the first place.

[Vacuous Virgina]

2. Ivanka ...

Was that you? 🤯🤯🤯

[shenmue]

3. In her defense, chocolate ice cream is the best.

[LibFarmer]

4. Was Joni Ernst

visiting St. Louis?

[LibFarmer]

5. Could be Michelle Bachmann

as well