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Related: About this forumWaiter survives cougar attack
Yeah, it was a waiter in THAT state too.
A 64-year-old Florida Woman is free on bond after allegedly groping and grinding upon a younger man who declined the defendants sexual advances and an offer to accompany her back to her residence in The Villages, the countrys largest retirement community.
Police charge that Marrian Ann Zambrano recently got criminally frisky with an employee of a restaurant near her home. Charged with battery, Zambrano has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charge and is next due in court on March 19.
The victim said that Zambrano was also trying to dance on him, during which time she rubbed her breasts and body against his person. While grinding on him, Zambrano asked the man to come home with her. The worker told police that he declined Zambranos invitation, but said that he offered to help find her a ride home (since he was concerned she may try to drive while intoxicated).
Seen above, Zambrano allegedly continued to hit on the man, who said she hugged him, kissed his neck, and whispered in his ear. Two witnesses corroborated the victims account and surveillance video showed Zambrano hugging the victim and apparently kissing his neck. The man, cops added, did have his hands slightly up and did not touch Zambrano.
Police charge that Marrian Ann Zambrano recently got criminally frisky with an employee of a restaurant near her home. Charged with battery, Zambrano has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charge and is next due in court on March 19.
The victim said that Zambrano was also trying to dance on him, during which time she rubbed her breasts and body against his person. While grinding on him, Zambrano asked the man to come home with her. The worker told police that he declined Zambranos invitation, but said that he offered to help find her a ride home (since he was concerned she may try to drive while intoxicated).
Seen above, Zambrano allegedly continued to hit on the man, who said she hugged him, kissed his neck, and whispered in his ear. Two witnesses corroborated the victims account and surveillance video showed Zambrano hugging the victim and apparently kissing his neck. The man, cops added, did have his hands slightly up and did not touch Zambrano.
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Waiter survives cougar attack (Original Post)
47of74
Feb 2019
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magicarpet
(18,051 posts)1. Do they have Viagra for women,.. a little pink pill ?
rurallib
(63,629 posts)2. Gotta say, was certainly expecting something more animal related
Although she does sound like an animal
kimbutgar
(24,872 posts)3. My 60 year old brother in law quit his job at a supermarket chain because this old woman was
Doing the same thing. She kept showing up everyday and made suggestive comments to him and liked to touch his butt. Management thought it was funny and because she was a customer did nothing about the woman. This was in a retirement community in sun city Arizona. Lot of horny old women.
Response to 47of74 (Original post)
LongtimeAZDem This message was self-deleted by its author.
msongs
(71,110 posts)5. hterosexual panic defense nt
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)6. You just never know what lurks in them thar Villages.
Cougars can be very dangerous.
marble falls
(64,779 posts)7. Sexual assault isn't funny.
LongtimeAZDem
(4,515 posts)9. No, it isn't; removing my earlier post.
marble falls
(64,779 posts)10. The revolution starts with us!
happybird
(5,373 posts)8. "Werewolf survives cougar attack" is what I thought
I saw when scrolling down Latest Threads.
Disappointed.