Smart condoms: like Fitbit for sex and you can even share your stats

[muriel_volestrangler]

Why not use a clothes peg, or a rubber band? Intensely painful, I’d imagine. Besides, this is no ordinary penis ring.

Are they ever? The first smart condom, called the i.Con, is the new frontier in the wearable-tech revolution.

The wearable-tech revolution that keeps failing to sweep the world? The very same.

I’m slightly afraid to ask this, but what does the i.Con do? To quote its seller’s website, “Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse? How many thrusts? Speed of your thrusts? The duration of your sessions?”

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2017/mar/05/smart-condoms-like-fitbit-for-sex-and-you-can-even-share-your-stats

[TreasonousBastard]

1. I have heard of this thing, and the best (worst?) part is...

it can create a chart of "comparisons".

[Warren DeMontague]

2. Just wait until the Russians hack it.

LLOYD, THIS THING SAYS YOU WERE FUCKING THE CAT LAST WEEK

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Aren't you done yet?

No, I need to improve my thrust stats! Just -- a couple -- more -- Aaahh!

[democratisphere]

4. WoW! Sexual prowess meter device.

Is it Wi-Fi enabled with interface to Facebook and Twitter?

[Doreen]

5. Gee Charlie,

it says that John had harder thrusts last week. Well, it said something about comparison and for some reason that is what went through my mind.

[Dustlawyer]

6. A good way to screw up sex is what i think.

[3catwoman3]

7. This sounds really...

...stupid and completely ridiculous.

[mopinko]

8. does it have a built in vibrator?

no? then no.

[BainsBane]

9. TMI

But I can see some fixating on it.

[Bill USA]

10. also available with blue tooth connection to sound system .....