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Phoenix61

(18,377 posts)
Sat Jun 7, 2025, 09:31 AM 10 hrs ago

Only in Australia!

A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.’ So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.

The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,

'Shit dude.....
How much water did you drink?!!'

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Only in Australia! (Original Post) Phoenix61 10 hrs ago OP
Hahaha! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #1
😄 surfered 10 hrs ago #2
Now That Crock'ed Me Up :: Appreciations wyn borkins 9 hrs ago #3
Good. Only in Florida: substitute panther or parrot for koala and gator for croc. :) . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz 9 hrs ago #4
LOL Emile 8 hrs ago #5
Hahaha SuzyandPuffpuff 8 hrs ago #6
Thank you for the laugh. A great day to start the morning question everything 8 hrs ago #7
I've been that stoned. Just Jerome 8 hrs ago #8
Hilarious!! Great way to start the day. Thanks for sharing, Phoenix61. wordstroken 7 hrs ago #9
Absolutely hilarious 👍👍 thank you TommieMommy 7 hrs ago #10
Thanks for the laugh. Delmette2.0 4 hrs ago #11
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